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#3994
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⚐ Report//Sharon doing people's hair in SRP Marcus: Sharon do my hair. Sharon: !?!? You're like half bald! Manesha: Only half?
#3990
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⚐ Report//A Code Red comes on during 3rd period gym telling everyone to go to a secure location. Hoelman: Everybody to the girls' locker room. Guys: YEAHH!!
#3989
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⚐ Report//Rose's 3rd period is waiting outside the door while Functions takes a test. He opens the door slowly Rose: Can you guys wait like 3 sec...five minutes? They're going through mental waterboarding right now.
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⚐ Report//Talking about the 1950s Freeman: The USSR rose up in a way that is not dissimilar to Darth Vader.
#3986
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⚐ Report//Talking about essays Freeman: Some you guys do very well until you take a wrong turn into a dark grammatical alley.
#3985
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⚐ ReportEva: Analogies are like puppies in a toaster, in that I've never been any good at them.
#3984
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⚐ Report//During mock SRP interviews; Patrick is the interviewer, Jason is the interviewee Jason: Have you ever had a high school intern before? //Patrick O can't stop laughing
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⚐ ReportStudent: Mr. Pham, do you know Doyung? Pham: That girl? Yes. She in my 9th period class. Student: Doyung is a guy... Pham: No. She's in my class! I'm sure Doyung is a girl! Student: Do you mean Soyoung? //Awkward silence Pham: They all the same to me.
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⚐ Report//His conversation with the principal of the school he worked at Principal: Wow, to think its been 10 years since we had a student teacher. Hinkle: How did the last guy fare? Principal: Well, he didnt finish his term, you see he got stabbed.