#2240

99

Oct. 1, 2010, 2:06 p.m.

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Stein: Logarithmic differentiation is like a microwave.

#2239

79

Oct. 1, 2010, 8:59 a.m.

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Theresa: You know, I think Andy Gilbert is actually pretty rapable. ... Theresa: Don't put that on BlairBash!

#2237

77

Sept. 30, 2010, 7:50 p.m.

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//A student is submitting late wuhk Pham: This is late, but I will not take off point. //student starts to explain extenuating circumstances Pham: No, stop! I do not care about late! Do I look like Mister Davorsky?

#2236

2626

Sept. 30, 2010, 2:35 p.m.

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//Handing out leaflets for the USA Science and Engineering Festival Pham: For those of you who do not have a girlfriend, for those of you who do not have a boyfriend, this is what you're going to do on the 23rd!

#2235

1212

Sept. 30, 2010, 2:33 p.m.

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Anderson: Facebook! And other electronic means of shoving your heads up your butts!

#2234

88

Sept. 30, 2010, 8 a.m.

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//Duval walks into 3D Graphics Everybody: Hi, Ms. Duval. Stephen: Hello, Stephen/Stephanie. Everybody: What? Stephen: Oh, that's the unborn baby's name. //Duval shakes head.

#2233

2931

Sept. 29, 2010, 10:16 p.m.

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// Students all speaking with Pham accents Student: Mr. Kaluta, help me, there's Pham everywhere! Mr. Kaluta (Pham accent): That too bad.

#2232

8999

Sept. 29, 2010, 7:47 p.m.

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(Freshman functions, Rose is trying to learn names) Rose: Let me get my Indians sorted out first.

#2230

1212

Sept. 29, 2010, 4:34 p.m.

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//a student is leaving the room Pham: Why you taking backpack?  The only reason you leave with the backpack is you go home or you go to Staw-buck.

#2229

1820

Sept. 29, 2010, 4:20 p.m.

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//starting a rant Rose: Do you see those monkeys over there hanging above my desk? Those are to remind us that we evolved from them, and are in some ways just as stupid as them.  We did NOT evolve to do math.  We evolved so that we can get food and chase girls around.