#2236

2626

Sept. 30, 2010, 2:35 p.m.

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//Handing out leaflets for the USA Science and Engineering Festival Pham: For those of you who do not have a girlfriend, for those of you who do not have a boyfriend, this is what you're going to do on the 23rd!

#2235

1212

Sept. 30, 2010, 2:33 p.m.

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Anderson: Facebook! And other electronic means of shoving your heads up your butts!

#2234

88

Sept. 30, 2010, 8 a.m.

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//Duval walks into 3D Graphics Everybody: Hi, Ms. Duval. Stephen: Hello, Stephen/Stephanie. Everybody: What? Stephen: Oh, that's the unborn baby's name. //Duval shakes head.

#2233

2931

Sept. 29, 2010, 10:16 p.m.

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// Students all speaking with Pham accents Student: Mr. Kaluta, help me, there's Pham everywhere! Mr. Kaluta (Pham accent): That too bad.

#2232

8999

Sept. 29, 2010, 7:47 p.m.

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(Freshman functions, Rose is trying to learn names) Rose: Let me get my Indians sorted out first.

#2230

1212

Sept. 29, 2010, 4:34 p.m.

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//a student is leaving the room Pham: Why you taking backpack?  The only reason you leave with the backpack is you go home or you go to Staw-buck.

#2229

1820

Sept. 29, 2010, 4:20 p.m.

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//starting a rant Rose: Do you see those monkeys over there hanging above my desk? Those are to remind us that we evolved from them, and are in some ways just as stupid as them.  We did NOT evolve to do math.  We evolved so that we can get food and chase girls around.

#2228

1010

Sept. 29, 2010, 4:09 p.m.

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Rose: That is the silver lining on the cake. Student: Umm... silver on cake? Rose: YES, I meant to say that.

#2227

1818

Sept. 29, 2010, 2:45 p.m.

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Mr. Swaney: I'm living in a war zone... this has just been a terrible week. And yesterday we were handing out textbooks in NSL, and we had finished, but a girl was like, [squeaky voice] "I need a new textbook." And I just said, "We don't have any more." And she was still like, "No, I really need a new textbook." You know what was there? A condom. //the class reacts Swaney: A USED condom. So we Cloroxed that thing to within an inch of its life... but I was just shocked. So shocked that I forgot to check the back of the book for a name.

#2226

66

Sept. 29, 2010, 2:38 p.m.

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Mr. Swaney: You know Pat Collins? So, Pat Collins calls me during sixth period and begins to interview me... But then he says "I have to go. There's been a shooting on U street," and hangs up.