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#2215

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Sept. 28, 2010, 3:53 p.m.

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//a bunch of kids are talking about how much they love Blairbash Schafer: Blairbash is BAD, stay AWAY from it.

#2214

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Sept. 28, 2010, 3:48 p.m.

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Schafer: We are going on a field trip. Students: To where? Schafer: The carpet.

#2213

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Sept. 28, 2010, 3:47 p.m.

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Student: Does Shirley have a college degree? Schafer: No, why? Student: Because he's sitting in your chair.

#2212

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Sept. 28, 2010, 3:46 p.m.

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Student: Does the man in black have six fingers on his right hand or left hand? Schafer: Well, when he is on his horse in the forest, you see the right side of him and there is his hand with six fingers. Schafer: ...not that I know the entire movie scene by scene.

talking about the movie "Princess Bride"

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#2211

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Sept. 28, 2010, 12:52 p.m.

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//assignment about how you'd raise kids Whitacre: And if you put that none of what you wrote matters cuz you're not having kids, then you'll move up a little in my book. Anyone who hates kids is okay.

#2210

1010

Sept. 27, 2010, 6:24 p.m.

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//Whenever a student is absent Swaney: [Student] is out back smoking with Shilpa.

#2209

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Sept. 27, 2010, 6:06 p.m.

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//In Block D for R&E Templin: Safety tests are important! Anything in this entire room is dangerous, even this mallet. For instance, I could smack Ting Chen in the face because he keeps yakking. Student: Don't give that to Mr. Schafer!

#2208

66

Sept. 27, 2010, 6:03 p.m.

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//During math class Student: Wow, 170 cm tall girl, that's pretty tall... Teacher: I know a bunch of 170cm tall girls, if you know what I mean *Eyebrows raise upward twice* //entire class except for four girls laughs Teacher: I always wonder why the girls don't think I'm funny.

Mod. note: Teacher name redacted to comply with the adverse regulatory environment in which Blairbash operates

#2207

2020

Sept. 27, 2010, 4:40 p.m.

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//Shirley is carrying two blowtorches through the hall Kaluta: No. Shirley: It's for Pham! Kaluta: No!

#2206

810

Sept. 27, 2010, 4:13 p.m.

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//for some reason Mr. Pham felt compelled to review the mole concept during the fourth week of Anal Chem Pham: A mole is like dozen! Just like it mean count bunch of thing and figure it out, I have dozen orange it mean I have 12, one mole same thing but I have 6.022 times ten-23 orange! Is very big number! Why we use, because we need to can visually see something, not even counting, we don't care counting how many atom or molecule it is. If we use a dozen of sodium, can you weighing it? If there ten dozen carbon, it a lot! Can you weighing it? 100 dozen carbon, can you doing it? You cannot, it too small!