#1888

68

May 6, 2010, 1:11 p.m.

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//Burger is madly air-conducting Austin H: Are you trying to fly?

#1885

77

May 5, 2010, 11:15 p.m.

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*pham is talking about a kid from TJ at the science bowl and how he took 5 piece of cake when his teamates were there* Students: Was he fat? Pham: Yes yes, he was chubby, fat like that kid ova there. *pointing to william cai*

#1884

11

May 5, 2010, 8:15 p.m.

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Staub: We don't have that kind of time to clean up. We have happy hour to get to. Teachers have busy lives

#1883

22

May 5, 2010, 8:14 p.m.

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Vlasits: Do I go to happy hour? Yes. I do. And I believe its legal too. For me. Not you."

#1882

24

May 5, 2010, 1:42 p.m.

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Ozzie: The British are called Limeys because they ate limes to ward off scurvy. The French are called Frogs for the same reason. Because they ate limes... No, it's really because they ate frogs. //Later, Joseph is bugging Ozzie about work. Ozzie: Patience [with a French accent]. Joseph: Is that "patience" in Frog?

#1881

66

May 5, 2010, 1:37 p.m.

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Ozzie: You know how there's a corporation running against Chris Van Hollen? Well, that's stupid. 'Cause nobody beats Chris Van Hollen. Joseph: No one. Except Mrs. Van Hollen.

#1879

55

May 5, 2010, 11:05 a.m.

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//to brian Chelsea: you need to gyrate more

#1878

88

May 5, 2010, 7:46 a.m.

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Swaney: You know what I think our next crisis will be? A global computer virus that knocks out all computers. Jacob: The good news is, our traffic computers are so old, they wouldn't get the virus! Swaney: No, Chloe controls the traffic lights. On 24, Chloe can tap into the traffic lights. Chloe can tap into anything! //silence for a few seconds, then a few students start to snicker Swaney: *pauses, then realizes what he just said and laughs* DON'T PUT THAT ON BLAIRBASH!

#1877

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May 5, 2010, 7:44 a.m.

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//shortly after the National Science Bowl Stein: I heard you met the First Lady. Jacob: Yup. Stein: Mr. Pham said she was impressed by him. Jacob: What? No, what happened is that, after the game, Michelle Obama and Steven Chu were walking down the first row shaking everyone's hands. We were in the fifth row, so we pushed our way up. When they came to us, Mr. Pham said, "I doing this 13 year, never has President or First Lady come." And she smiled and said, "It won't be my last year." Stein: That's not how Mr. Pham told it. He said *he* convinced her to come back next year!

#1874

22

May 4, 2010, 10:06 p.m.

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Juan Diego: "Bad Mr. Rose. You used the quotient rule." Mr. Rose: "Why is that bad?" Juan Diego: "Because you *never* use the quotient rule. This is the first time we've seen you use it." Mr. Rose: "Well, I guess I'm finally growing up."