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#1847

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April 29, 2010, 5:30 p.m.

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//Pham talking about how people were wimps for not sticking a rod of silver into a flame Pham: Yeah, but if I say go stick piece of silver into outlet, you better be smart enough say "No thank you, Mr. Pham!" or we have one less student grade test paper for.

#1844

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April 29, 2010, 11:28 a.m.

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//practicing SRP presentation Contreras: My project will entail... //[Brian C.] offers crackers Contreras: ...yes, oh-my-god. Chocolate bunny crackers.

#1843

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April 28, 2010, 11:59 p.m.

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Alex: Binx died. Mythili: What, no way! When? What's going to happen? Alex: They're making a new one and calling it OMARAHSAN!

#1842

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April 28, 2010, 11:37 p.m.

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Crystal: And so, they asked me if I wanted to try it, but I said no and went back inside. Alex: Hey, that sounds like my story...only I didn't say no... Jessell: Alex! Anyone else have a story? Samath: I have one. I took my dad's car out for a joyride and started racing someone on the freeway. -CLASS LAUGHING- Jessell: Does this story have a moral? Samath: Yes! So, I crashed it because he tried to cut me off when I was merging...at 90. I crashed into the median and called my dad. He took it it to the shop and a week later it was fixed. So I took it out again- Jessell: -But this time! Samath: -But this time I crashed it again- Jessell: Alex, you know what, let's hear your story...

#1841

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April 28, 2010, 6:12 p.m.

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(Functions is having a class, a student comes in while fxn students watch) Student: Hi, Mr. Rose, um...I spent a lot of time and got all of the hw done, but.. Rose: You left it at home? Student: Yeah. Can I please turn it in tomorrow? Rose: Yeah, but... man, I'm starving! *points to backpack* What've you got in there, a granola bar or something? Student: umm.... *takes out crackers* Rose: No. Student: *takes out banana* Rose: Hm, well you can open the banana? I mean, I don't want to take all of it... Student: um... *splits banana with Mr.Rose, then leaves* Functions Class: o_O

#1840

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April 28, 2010, 6:06 p.m.

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(Pham talking about effusion and Graham's law) Pham: For effusion, you use the cracker law! ...you know, the crackers, the Graham crackers? So, whenever you make s'mores with Graham crackers, you remember effusion!

#1839

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April 28, 2010, 6:04 p.m.

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Pham: What, you not know what diffusion is? You all obviously never have boyfriend or girlfriend! Class:??? Pham: You know, when a boy/girl enters party, you think they smell nice because of perfume or cologne! Class:???

#1838

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April 28, 2010, 4:15 p.m.

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//describing the difference between scoria and pumice Blitz: 'The difference is...scoria is uglier."

this is after spending about 5 minutes talking about how ugly scoria is

blitz

#1837

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April 28, 2010, 4:13 p.m.

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Blitz: "It's right in your back yard. It's only a few hundred miles away."

#1836

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April 28, 2010, 4:13 p.m.

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Stein: "I'm not prepared to say there's no such thing as exponential growth. I believe that love grows exponentially."