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#5673

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Dec. 2, 2015, 5:31 p.m.

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//Daniel Zhu explains how number 4 and the axiom of choice relate Ostrander: So what he's saying is, I can tell my wife that I don't have to listen to her because Daniel says the axiom of choice. //later Ostrander: So far I conclude that Daniel knows what he's talking about.

#5671

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Dec. 1, 2015, 8:44 p.m.

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Street: Maggots! Magnets!

#5670

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Dec. 1, 2015, 8:41 p.m.

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//Advisory; Mr. Street calling roll Street: Ryan Cho? Ryan Cho? Kevin (muttering): Knowing Cho, I think he went to third period.

he went to the bathroom or something. Maybe the bathroom is third period.

#5668

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Nov. 29, 2015, 6:54 p.m.

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// Thanksgiving Half Day Stein: Okay, since we have only 45 minutes today, we can't waste any time. So if I start spewing crap, just yell "HALF DAY." // Stein has a running gag involving series convergence tests and the Hague Stein: ...which is not found in the international registry of acronyms, located-- Class: HALF DAY! Stein: (in the teensiest mouse voice) in the Hague.

#5667

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Nov. 28, 2015, 1:25 p.m.

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// Mr. Mogge has strange thing on his thumb Student: What happened to your hand? Mogge: It's my thumb condom. Mogge: Nobody knows where it's been. Mogge: But oh, it's been places.

It was actually just a device to help him shuffle papers better

world, mogge, ap

#5666

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Nov. 25, 2015, 5:44 p.m.

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Kalin: Uhh, Yeah sure. Someone: Kalin, that wasn't a yes or no question.

Kalin's never sure

kalin

#5665

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Nov. 25, 2015, 4:47 p.m.

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//Lin alg during bell problems //Schwartz is lecturing when the bell rings Schwartz: Thank you all, see you next class, and have a great Thanksgiving! //Arnold Mong leaves the room Schwartz: What no, come back //Arnold Mong returns //Lecture continues //Bell rings Schwartz: Hello everyone, welcome to class, today we'll be having a quiz and-- Announcement: Pardon the interruption, we are having some trouble with the bells this morning, obviously-- //Pause Schwartz: Is that all? Student: Obviously-- //Bell rings Announcement: Obviously if you hear the bell at any odd times, please ignore it unless it follows today's schedule. Today is a regular even day. Thank you.

Schwartz: Of course we ignore the bell at odd times, today's an EVEN day. Also, after the announcement, we stopped having bell problems

linalg, mong, arnold, schwartz

#5664

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Nov. 25, 2015, 3:32 p.m.

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Schwartz: Definite and indefinite integrals are totally unrelated. Just like flammable and inflammable mean the opposite things.

#5663

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Nov. 24, 2015, 6:22 p.m.

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//Ben is trying to repair his broken umbrella. Ben: Courtney keeps on stealing this. She probably broke it Carl: Just like she breaks your heart whenever she leaves. Ben: If she broke my heart, it would be because she took my umbrella again. Carl: Just like she took your virgini- //Ben throws half of his umbrella at Carl.

-Ben is bad at throwing umbrella pieces -Ben also explained it was very hard to get the umbrella's shaft back in the hole after it broke

umbrella, courtney, ben

#5662

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Nov. 24, 2015, 6:18 p.m.

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//Courtney takes Ben's backpack Ben: I'll get you for this! //Ben starts quoting movies Ben: I'll get you my pretty, and my umbrella back too! Courtney: Aww, did you just call me pretty? //Ben starts to panic Ben:No, I called you "My pretty" //Courtney bursts out laughing Courtney:That's worse! //Ben sighs Ben: My brain just isn't working right now.