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#872

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Nov. 17, 2009, 9:27 p.m.

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Annie: I got one of those kick-ass nerdy patches too!

#871

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Nov. 17, 2009, 5:56 p.m.

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(jack is tilting his chair back and janitor comes over to reprimand him) janitor: hey man get yo chair on the ground! jack: sorry eli (to janitor): its OK dog, he just be lunchin' janitor: man u crazy!!

#870

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Nov. 17, 2009, 5:42 p.m.

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//Kaluta discovers blairbash for the first time Kaluta: Wow, this is hilarious! //Students come over Student: Oh, blairbash! Kaluta: You guys get back to work while I goof off!

#869

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Nov. 17, 2009, 4 p.m.

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//Ms. Piper is reviewing a graph in STELLA Piper: So this is the graph of people admitted to the emergency room. Charlie: Shouldn't it be a bunch of points as opposed to a smooth line? I mean, you can't have half a person. Evan: Maybe it's an ER in Cambodia.

#861

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Nov. 17, 2009, 9:32 a.m.

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//Stein is looking at Kris's drawings of Captain Zero and Infinitus Stein: Woah, that guy is awesome! I'd leave my wife for him!

#860

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Nov. 16, 2009, 8:37 p.m.

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//Infoflow comes on and students are trying to finish a test as fast as they can Donaldson: Let's all be crazy Communists today and not say the pledge!

#859

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Nov. 16, 2009, 8:07 p.m.

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stein: i like to make sound effects when i cross out variables (crosses out variables) BAM BAM BAM!! HA thats what she said

#856

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Nov. 15, 2009, 11:08 p.m.

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(Class is reading Of Mice and Men) Nadia: I learned the real definition of a brothel reccently. Someone: You just learned it?! Nadia: Yeah, someone told me what it meant. Before I thought it was a place where nuns or priests stayed. Class: What?! Mr. Clay: Wait...what did they tell you what a brothel was?! Nadia: No! I thought it was a place for nuns...cause you know...brothel...sounds like brother...it sounds kind of religious! People agree with me... Mr. Clay: But you know what it is now, right? Tell me what it is. Nadia: It's a...*points to person behind her* He said it was a whorehouse.

#854

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Nov. 15, 2009, 6:44 p.m.

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Schafer: I saw that, that was Snoop Dogg! Student: Since when is Snoop Dogg white? Schafer: That guy was white? Student: His name is Jon Lajoie. Schafer: Oh yeah...I've heard of him...Jon Lajoie...doesn't sound educational! Student: umm... Schafer: Do your work!

#853

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Nov. 14, 2009, 9:15 p.m.

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Mr.Hoelman(in a serious tone): Please do not air guitar on the hockey stick, sweep, or shoot it like a gun. Someone could get hurt.