#1549

79

Feb. 25, 2010, 8:16 a.m.

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Mr. Stein: Finally, the type of snowstorm we're supposed to get! The type that avoids us and hits New York.

#1548

33

Feb. 25, 2010, 8:14 a.m.

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Anderson: My watch glows in the dark. Somehow I didn't already know that.

#1547

1212

Feb. 25, 2010, 8:13 a.m.

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//After finishing The Great Gatsby Mr. Anderson: Woah. That last line is famous. They make fun of it on South Park.

#1546

44

Feb. 25, 2010, 8:11 a.m.

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Mr. Moose: Would you guys stop playing with each other and focus?!

#1545

2529

Feb. 25, 2010, 8:08 a.m.

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Mr. Anderson: Avatar was, without any exaggeration, the worst movie I've ever seen. Shelley: You haven't seen Twilight, have you?

#1543

88

Feb. 24, 2010, 10:38 p.m.

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// Kids are talking over Ravilious Ravilious: Really, I'm such a talented ventriloquist. I can get six or seven voices coming out of my mouth at the same time.

#1542

77

Feb. 24, 2010, 10:36 p.m.

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// Talking about the Great Schism Ravilious: ...but the French wanted a French pope. So, as they say, there was a great disruption in the Force. Nilay (aside): Yeah... wait what?

#1541

102108

Feb. 24, 2010, 9:40 p.m.

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Balla: Imagine maybe the person sitting next to you could be your future husband or wife. Manisha: Awww Austin doesnt have anyone sitting next to him Amir: He should make it realistic and put his left hand on that empty chair. Austin: *$@$ You

#1540

22

Feb. 24, 2010, 8:30 p.m.

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Kabemba: I always give women flowers, but they never want them. They say "did I ask you for flowers?"

#1538

7985

Feb. 24, 2010, 3:47 p.m.

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Mr. Schafer: As a kid my father asked me why it was that when my hands are cold and I blow on them, they get warm, but when my soup is hot and I blow on it it gets cooler. That question bothered me for a long time. In the end I concluded that I had magic powers.