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Dec. 14, 2009, 7:34 p.m.

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//Mr. Smith, who is subbing for Mr. Pham, is watching kids write Pham-isms on the board Smith: What's the name of this class? Jacob: Computational methods. Smith: This must be the best computational methods class there ever was!

#1159

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Dec. 14, 2009, 2:35 p.m.

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Mikayla: My leg hurts. Reuben: Chez moi! Jack: Why? Reuben: That means 'oh my', doesn't it? Jack: No. Reuben: What does it mean? Jack: It means 'at my house'. Reuben: THAT'S BEEN MY CATCH PHRASE FOR THREE YEARS!! Jack: Well, you've been inviting a lot of people to your house. Reuben: So that's why she walked away...

#1158

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Dec. 14, 2009, 2:34 p.m.

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Rose: All of the stuff in this chapter is pretty much easy, except it's not, because I made it all super hard.

#1156

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Dec. 14, 2009, 2:29 p.m.

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Selman: You know, at Blair, there are some very identifiable groups. There are the Asians, the Nerds, the Black kids... Student: That's so racist. Selman: I guess. Anyway, when I was in high school, I never fit in. (Class awwws) Selman: I was a cheerleader, but I didn't fit in with the cheerleaders. I was smart, but I didn't fit in with the Nerds. The dirtbags on drugs were nice, but I didn't do drugs. They were all right though, because they were very understanding since they were high all the time.

#1154

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Dec. 14, 2009, 8:50 a.m.

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*Hammond walks into his office, which adjoins the sysop room* Hammond: I hear angry music! Are we angry this morning, or are we just preemptively assuaging our anger? *Shirley and Jacob laugh* Hammond: I hear chuckling, but I don't hear answering. *Hammond walks over; the music changes* Hammond: Ah, now it's less angry. Shirley: Yeah, it switches back and forth. Hammond: And so do real people!

#1153

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Dec. 14, 2009, 8:01 a.m.

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//Mr. Smith, who is subbing for Mr. Pham, knocks on the sysop door Smith: You guys not up to no good, are you? Jacob: Nope, working on a paper. Smith: Okay, just making sure.

#1151

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Dec. 13, 2009, 1:14 a.m.

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"Pee's not gold." - Eugene, on the historic alchemic effort to derive gold from urine

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Dec. 13, 2009, 1:14 a.m.

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Smith: I love Google; it's amazing. And no doubt Wikipedia will have plenty to say about it.

#1149

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Dec. 13, 2009, 1:13 a.m.

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"Oh my god. Sesame Street is the best. None of this Barney crap." - Ms. Smrek

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Dec. 13, 2009, 1:13 a.m.

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"But then you'll have the mailman's kids, and you don't want that." - Nevin, on not having sex if you don't want children