#1147

1012

Dec. 12, 2009, 5:04 p.m.

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Hinkle: Let me make a prediction: In a few months, there is going to be a thriving black market for paper products here at Montgomery Blair. It's one of the reasons they've been pushing CopyPlus so hard -- copier paper, tissues, paper towels, you name it, we're running low. Ladies and gentlemen, we have a little thing called a fiscal year, which means that budgets are July to July. So if we're starting to run out in December...

#1146

77

Dec. 12, 2009, 5 p.m.

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Hinkle: What I like about Johnny here is he has that entrepreneurial spirit. That bag there is probably full of his latest goods. What's he got in the bag? I don't know. Maybe it's legal, maybe it's not. Don't ask, don't tell.

#1145

88

Dec. 12, 2009, 10:19 a.m.

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Schaefer: I'm sure you know that I hate school. Mario: Great career choice.

#1144

55

Dec. 11, 2009, 10:08 p.m.

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Schafer: All teachers are jerks.

#1143

1515

Dec. 11, 2009, 6:54 p.m.

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//Mrs. Partan brings a cake to Academic Team practice, and some people (Jacob and Mario) start taking thirds and fourths and fifths Mrs. Partan: I realize it would be easier just to bring in a ten-pound bag of sugar and a funnel.

#1142

1517

Dec. 11, 2009, 4:54 p.m.

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//discussing predicate logic in class Rose: So, to say Bill kicked John, you would write K(b,j) //some students see the letters bj and start laughing Rose: Okay, I'm going to have to change that cause you're all freshmen. So, to say that Bill kicked Allen...

#1141

33

Dec. 11, 2009, 2:58 p.m.

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Schafer: Here's the line *points*, Mario stepped over it *steps*, and Michael stepped back *steps back*, looked at it, and... *jumps about five feet forward*

#1140

88

Dec. 11, 2009, 2:57 p.m.

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Schafer: $25. It's expensive! Mario: Twenty-five dolla' make you holla'! Schafer: I could've done without that. Shirley: We couldn't have!

#1139

88

Dec. 11, 2009, 2:57 p.m.

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Schafer: Great, I just assigned a problem to make sure you could get a PhD to my high school kids. I am such a jerk. //later Schafer: I told them, "The good news is, I curved the exam. The bad news is, none of you are ready to get your PhD in physics from MIT.

#1138

11

Dec. 11, 2009, 2:53 p.m.

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Schafer: For those of you who are interested, Michael has volunteered to show you how to get started in study hall tomorrow. Mikey: I have? Schafer: You have! That's what you said: "It's easy!"