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Nov. 30, 2009, 2:48 p.m.

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Swaney: Now I'm afraid to say anything in this class because of BlairBash. //Swaney hits Jacob with a piece of paper as he walks by Gilad: You know that's going on BlairBash.

#1000

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Nov. 30, 2009, 2:47 p.m.

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Pham: That how I know a little but have absolutely no idea.

#998

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Nov. 28, 2009, 11:49 a.m.

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Nawabi: Eli, please have a seat. Eli: One slap, salad. Two slaps, pizza. Nawabi: You feel you are deserving to say these words? Eli: Why wouldn't I be deserving? Nawabi: I do not know. Eli: That's racist! Nawabi: No it is not. Eli: But all I'm doing is making salad and pizza. Nawabi: I do not care. How was your weekend?

#997

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Nov. 28, 2009, 11:42 a.m.

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Coach: Karen, you don't have a physical on file! Karen: I got one for cross country. Demma probably didn't turn it in. Coach: Silly Demma. Ok, well, I need to put down a date, so make something up. Karen: ummm... Coach: So how did your August 12th physical go? Karen: Good!

#993

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Nov. 25, 2009, 10:49 p.m.

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//Wendy screamed after seeing a bug Hinkle: At old Blair, I was often the first one in certain sections of the building in the morning. We didn't have those automatic lights, you had to go over to a panel box and switch 'em on and whatnot. But you had to walk a ways to the box. So as you're walking it's like CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH [acts out] and then you turn on the light and see a path of dead bugs!

#992

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Nov. 25, 2009, 10:46 p.m.

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//talking about old Blair Hinkle: Once, we had a family of squirrels living in the ceiling. It wasn't so good when those squirrels died right above my classroom. We had a heating unit in the ceiling, too -- they were baking up in there, baby! Smelled awful. Had to cut a hole in the wall to get 'em out. [...] Then there was also the time we had the raccoon die in the wall next to my room.

#987

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Nov. 25, 2009, 10:37 p.m.

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Hinkle: I have to do what? (Hinkle grabs his own head on both sides and agitatedly shakes it) FIX! BANKS!

#985

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Nov. 25, 2009, 10:34 p.m.

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Hinkle: This is my equation! (gestures frantically at huge MV=PQ on the overhead) If something's wrong in the economy, I gotta do what? Fix my equation! [...] M is for money supply, V is for velocity of money-- Student: Velocity of money? What's that supposed to mean? Hinkle: Imagine a Susan B. Anthony hitting you on the forehead. *reenacts*

#984

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Nov. 25, 2009, 10:32 p.m.

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Hinkle: I'm putting a hex on her, see? (vigorously waves pen) Well you know, the weird thing is, I had a professor at Ohio State who was actually a warlock. Students: ???

#982

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Nov. 25, 2009, 9:48 p.m.

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//At MCYO rehearsal Mr. Herman: Okay, so what's the mathematical equivalent of a dotted-quarter on the bow? *No one answers* Mr. Herman: C'mon, I thought you guys went to Blair!