#5391

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Feb. 14, 2015, 11:18 p.m.

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//In Block B freshman chemistry, talking about anions (anion = a n ion = a negative ion), cations (t = + = positive), and memorizing chemistry facts Pham: I don' want you guy memorize thing. I never memorize! You spend time memorize, you could be thinking about more important thing. Like remembering when you have date! Student: Isn't that really easy? Doesn't, like, everyone remember when they have a date? Pham: No, I don't! Beside, it hard. Like when you have a lot of date and you forget who is when!

#5390

1416

Feb. 14, 2015, 8:38 p.m.

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Student: So you have an Avocado's number... Pham: No no no. it Avogadro! Guy guy guy, I suppose have accent, not you!

#5389

59

Feb. 14, 2015, 8:06 p.m.

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//At Aaron's house Ben: Did you ask for a recommendation from Rose? Antares: Yeah. Ben: How far did it go? Antares: Yeah.

#5388

153165

Feb. 13, 2015, 4:44 p.m.

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//At Open House for incoming 9th graders, Pham is talking to the group of all Takoma boys. Pham: I know you guy NEED help with the lady. Anyone know the 10th grade big field trip? Prospective student: Wallops! Pham: Yes. Wallops best place to ask out girl. In the night I walk around and when I find a couple... //Gets flashlight out of nowhere Pham: Hey! What you guy doing out here? Get back to your rooms! //Shines light into a random guy's eye

#5387

79

Feb. 13, 2015, 1:52 p.m.

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Veggie pizza has a label saying 'VIGG' Pham: That how you spell it? If that how you spell it, my English need work!

#5386

55

Feb. 12, 2015, 10:53 a.m.

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Donaldson: can you make this bigger? And without Obama eating a child

#5385

44

Feb. 11, 2015, 7:21 p.m.

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//Analysis 1A, pd.9 Rose: Maya! What should we do now? Maya: Um...I don't know. Rose: Maya, your attitude is becoming a problem. I'm going to have to call your parents.Ben! Write "Call Maya's parents to talk about her bad attitude" on my list. How many times did I threaten to call your parents last semester, Maya? Maya: Two, I think. Rose: Well, I'm serious this time. //Maya has started laughing uncontrollably

#5384

77

Feb. 11, 2015, 7:16 p.m.

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\\In Discrete, Mike is on his smartphone Rose: Are you looking up math, or just screwing around? Mike: Neither. Rose: Those are the only two options.

#5383

39

Feb. 10, 2015, 11:53 p.m.

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//During Magnet 8th grade shadowing day, where 9th graders show future magnets how the science classes are like. Pham is taking attendance. Pham: Miku! //No response. Pham: Where is she? Student: She went down to pick up her shadow. Pham: I know.

#5382

923

Feb. 10, 2015, 2:05 p.m.

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//Sambuddha, Jamie, Pratik, Kusal, and a whole bunch of males Schwartz: What should we name x? Sambuddha (joined in by others): EEEEEEEEESHAN // Eshan smiles coyly Schwartz: Alright, we'll call it Eeeeeshan (writes "Eeeeeeshan" on the board"). No more classmates though. How about x^-2? Jesse (joined in by others) Shane!