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⚐ Report// Going over weight training quiz Charles: Some of you guys did really well. Charles: Some of y'all were smoking or high while taking this. Charles: Or maybe I am the one that's high right now. Charles: In what world does bench press work the glutes?
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⚐ ReportGugan: I wish I was a fungi Gugan: Then I could mate with everyone! Gugan: Even without their consent!!!
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⚐ ReportBannister: Oh shit, there is another one. //Proceeds to not react Student: Umm, what did you just say? Bannister: I said a bad word. Bannister: I do not normally curse that much. I just say "oh shit" sometimes. Wait, I just said it again. //Proceeds to go on long-winded explanation of his childhood and his mother swearing a lot.
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⚐ ReportDelaney: you can’t make insulin and copy your entire genome at the same time Delaney: that’s the myth of multitasking
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⚐ ReportSmolen: "...Cellos? Are the violins gaslighting me?" Andy: "We are not gaslighting you, Ms. Smolen! It's all in your mind!"
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⚐ Report//P4 Phil Orch. Smolen is giving a lesson on chord progressions, and asked the class to transpose Twinkle Twinkle to a minor key. Smolen: "The little star has grown up! It went to college, and is now working a 9-5 job with unresolved debt!" //Old McDonald. Smolen: "Unfortunately, because of the economy... Old McDonald had to sell the farm. It is now a slaughterhouse."