#12210

1010

Sept. 27, 2023, 12:46 p.m.

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Rihalya: Mr. Rose just showed us his— Jeremy: His tits?

#12209

77

Sept. 27, 2023, 8:51 a.m.

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Stein: Montgomery county has 3 billion. Jerry Song: People? Jerry: Ohhhhhhhhh, you meant dollars!

#12208

1010

Sept. 27, 2023, 8:13 a.m.

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Stein: Come on ask me questions! Stein: If I can't help you guys the county won't pay me! Stein: I get paid by the question. Diego: If you get paid by the question, what did you eat for breakfast?

#12207

77

Sept. 27, 2023, 8:08 a.m.

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Lodal: can't fail if you don't try

#12206

88

Sept. 26, 2023, 7:22 p.m.

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Glenn: A quick sidebar... not that we were ever on the main bar...

#12205

77

Sept. 26, 2023, 4:31 p.m.

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Rose: Laziness is a great intellectual motivation.

#12204

57

Sept. 26, 2023, 3:12 p.m.

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Rose: sorry rectangle, some bad things are going to happen because we are going to feed you into the killer

#12203

77

Sept. 26, 2023, 3:10 p.m.

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Jerry Song: Did you know that seafood has to be eaten as soon as it is killed? Jerry(In Gordon Ramsay voice): Or else it tastes fookin' disgusting!

#12202

99

Sept. 26, 2023, 2:37 p.m.

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Prunella: So Bosse said, "dad, you're 2 years older than Biden, I'm not letting you sub for my class".

#12201

77

Sept. 26, 2023, 12:14 p.m.

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// Glenn taking about her son, who is out sick Glenn: So he was so bored that he asked me if I could do the chores. Glenn: I'm out here working, so I don't care. Glenn: Then he says "but you said I should be resting". Glenn(pulls out phone to text her son): Stop. Being. On. Your. Phone. // Later Glenn: "I can't sleep, I'll die of boredom. Please let me do something." Glenn: He is trying to outstubborn me. Little does he know where that stubbornness came from. Glenn: What comes after bargaining again?