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#4139

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May 17, 2012, 8:20 a.m.

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O'Donovan: I ask class, "Where are all the students?" and they tell me, "It's 4.20. what do you expect?" So I ask, "What is 4.20?" and they say, "No, no we can't tell you that, you'll look badly on other students." So I go to the internet, I see what is 4.20 and I look badly on MATTAN who was not in class.

#4138

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May 16, 2012, 5:44 p.m.

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//Rishabh is chasing Pamela around the R&E room Mr. Street: Rishabh, what's wrong? Rishabh: SHE TOOK FREDDY!!!! Pamela: I don't know what you're talking about!

#4137

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May 16, 2012, 1:57 p.m.

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Rory: Start trapping! Shaun D.: It's a trap! Allison C.: Shut your trap!

#4136

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May 15, 2012, 6:43 p.m.

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//Helping Rose grade papers Hannah T.: Y'know, this really makes me want to become a teacher. Rose: (laughs) Wait...I hope you're kidding.

#4135

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May 15, 2012, 2:53 p.m.

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Mr. Rose: (Observing the lack of enthusiasm from the class) The usual freaks aren't here! So you remaining freaks need to step it up.

It was an AP week so Isaac Friend wasn't in class. Rose said this in a very angry voice.

rose

#4134

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May 15, 2012, 7:49 a.m.

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//Milo says yes to Stein's follow Stein: Go over there. //Stein's phone rings Stein: Look, that's the police. //Stein picks up the phone Stein: Yes I know he didn't follow one of my 2 rules. Stein: ... oh, it's a wrong number.

#4133

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May 9, 2012, 9:04 a.m.

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// Emma is sitting in Ms. Roberts's chair Ms. Roberts: Hey, Ms. Roberts. How's it going? Emma: Nerdy. Roberts: Oh, I see how it is.

#4132

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May 8, 2012, 4:09 p.m.

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//In Lang, Adam shows Ms. Gross a picture of shirtless Mark Twain that he had taken for a joke Gross: Oh my GOD. Adam: Stunning, right? Gross: Yeah... I dunno if I can sleep tonight. At least you know he was rich now though. Adam: What? Gross: Hairy chest equals rich man. //Hailey is staring questioningly at this conversation Gross: What? It's true. Look at you. Barechested and broke. //Gross looks down her shirt Gross: LOOK AT MY BROKE ASS! No chest hair! Although I see some money coming in the near future... I've had a long day guys.

#4131

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May 8, 2012, 8:53 a.m.

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Mike: The Jewish pope said... //Whole class starts cracking up

Freshman Chemistry, Block B

mike

#4130

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May 7, 2012, 9:33 p.m.

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Klein: If it's not about the vomit, I'm not interested.