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#12188

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Sept. 21, 2023, 4:44 p.m.

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Gugan: I will attack your mom from the south. Chorus: GUGAN NOOOOO!!!!!

#12187

55

Sept. 21, 2023, 4:37 p.m.

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//chaotic rose anthology, september 21 "But I am not an 8th-grade Geometry teacher. I am Euclid." "This is why I don't let juniors take this class. Things get crazy. We're going to the Absurd World." "Now, Fitch-style proofs to the rescue!" "Fitch-style proofs aren't just for this class. You can do them for the rest of your life." "This is a proof-by-cases, inside a proof-by-contradiction, inside a conditional proof. There's no reason to be scared. This is just what's going on." "Angela saved me there. I'll remember that forever." "His name is Viktor Blasjo. I love him. He and I are Twitter friends." "[Ancient Greece] was like unending argument at a school board meeting."

#12186

55

Sept. 21, 2023, 3:27 p.m.

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Jonathan: I will bo your man Jeffrey: I will man your bo Jeffrey: mine is better Jeffrey: I will blow your man Jonathan: What??? Jeffrey: Can I blow your man? Jeffrey: I want to blow every man

#12185

77

Sept. 21, 2023, 3:21 p.m.

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Michael: so when it’s a statue it’s celebrating the natural form but when I do it it’s indecent exposure

#12184

22

Sept. 21, 2023, 3:18 p.m.

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Rose: it takes our happy little triangle and smushes it Rose: let's call it the killer matrix

#12183

77

Sept. 21, 2023, 3:14 p.m.

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Rose: Jimmy, also known as Jamie, also known as James Jamie: *in a breathy voice* I am known by many names. Rose: you never fail to disappoint.

#12182

55

Sept. 21, 2023, 3:13 p.m.

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Rose: ruh-ref yourself into doing it on a pencil and paper

#12181

99

Sept. 21, 2023, 1:50 p.m.

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Eric Yang: My cousin dropped me onto an escalator one time and I almost got eaten by the escalator Eric Yang: You know how escalators do that Justin: No actually I don't

#12180

77

Sept. 21, 2023, 12:34 p.m.

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Student: Friday is a half-day, so it's a really good day to skip. Glenn: You mean a really good day to have a doctor's appointment.

#12179

1212

Sept. 21, 2023, 9:34 a.m.

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Schafer: I'm going to teach you all the physics that Mr. Ostrander knows. Schafer: It won't take long. *writes F=ma on the board* Schafer: That's it.