#12193

88

Sept. 22, 2023, 10:11 a.m.

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Glenn: I know I sound like a serial killer, but the insides of squid is so beautiful. Glenn: The liver is a nice pink and the ink sac is all iridescent.

#12192

77

Sept. 22, 2023, 10:02 a.m.

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// Delaney hits the back of his leg on the same corner of a table Andy: Table: 2, Delaney: 0.

#12191

66

Sept. 22, 2023, 8:58 a.m.

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// Immunology Delaney: So if I get an isograft, it's from my incredibly attractive twin brother.

#12190

66

Sept. 22, 2023, 8 a.m.

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// Stein taking attendance Stein: Evan Wang, the issue wasn't that you sat in the wrong seat. I marked the wrong Wang. Stein: Anne Wang, here. Evan Wang, here. Michael Wang, here. Steven Wang, here. (Evan, Michael, and Steven sit next to each other) Stein: See, this is the problem! // Later Stein: Sophie H. and Sophie Y. are both absent. Now I'm suspicious. Stein: For all I know they could be running around Downtown Silver Spring at Burgerfi.

#12189

77

Sept. 22, 2023, 7:49 a.m.

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Stein: What happened to the one of the phone bins? Stein: I blame Mr. Rose. Stein: Mr. Rose says they get in the way of the math.

#12188

1113

Sept. 21, 2023, 4:44 p.m.

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Gugan: I will attack your mom from the south. Chorus: GUGAN NOOOOO!!!!!

#12187

55

Sept. 21, 2023, 4:37 p.m.

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//chaotic rose anthology, september 21 "But I am not an 8th-grade Geometry teacher. I am Euclid." "This is why I don't let juniors take this class. Things get crazy. We're going to the Absurd World." "Now, Fitch-style proofs to the rescue!" "Fitch-style proofs aren't just for this class. You can do them for the rest of your life." "This is a proof-by-cases, inside a proof-by-contradiction, inside a conditional proof. There's no reason to be scared. This is just what's going on." "Angela saved me there. I'll remember that forever." "His name is Viktor Blasjo. I love him. He and I are Twitter friends." "[Ancient Greece] was like unending argument at a school board meeting."

#12186

55

Sept. 21, 2023, 3:27 p.m.

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Jonathan: I will bo your man Jeffrey: I will man your bo Jeffrey: mine is better Jeffrey: I will blow your man Jonathan: What??? Jeffrey: Can I blow your man? Jeffrey: I want to blow every man

#12185

77

Sept. 21, 2023, 3:21 p.m.

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Michael: so when it’s a statue it’s celebrating the natural form but when I do it it’s indecent exposure

#12184

22

Sept. 21, 2023, 3:18 p.m.

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Rose: it takes our happy little triangle and smushes it Rose: let's call it the killer matrix