#11697

15

March 17, 2023, 9:59 a.m.

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// Watching the Egyptian band play the Russian anthem Yunyi: I'm surprised that Egypt's sand hasn't been turned into glass. Yunyi: I'm not pro Russian, I'm a KGB spy!

#11696

99

March 17, 2023, 9:45 a.m.

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// Pd.7 Spanish 5 Cuadrado: "I'm like God, I see everything."

#11695

33

March 17, 2023, 9:01 a.m.

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Jerry Song: You guys don't track other people's ID addresses? What a bunch of plebs. Jerry: L bozo, that's wasted potential right there.

#11694

1111

March 17, 2023, 8:20 a.m.

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Schafer: If you were to throw up, what color would it be? Class: Green...? *Schafer sets the light to green in the simulation* Schafer: Ok, so we're going to make this light vomit out photons. Schafer: So if we're increasing the number of photons, we're increasing the amount of vomit.

#11693

99

March 17, 2023, 7:47 a.m.

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// Right after school ended Hart: So the second part of my day is over. Hart: I can't wait for the 4th part of my day, grading papers until 2 am.

#11692

812

March 17, 2023, 7:43 a.m.

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Andy: You know that moment when you test your kids with a voltmeter and it reads 0 volts. Andy: No potential? Jerry Song: That moment when you ground your kids. Jerry: What you did was shocking, get grounded!

#11691

88

March 16, 2023, 6:54 p.m.

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Anderson: When you open your eyes, look in a random direction ... //later Katz: But Mr Anderson, I can't look in a random direction, only an arbitrary one! Anderson: I am told that every year.

#11690

88

March 16, 2023, 6:51 p.m.

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//Hammond visited to tell us about Puzzlepalooza and its origin Hammond: You would show up to school on time, have nothing to do for two hours, and get hit by a car when you go to Starbucks. Hammond: Then we made Puzzlepalooza, and everyone loved it, and nobody died that year. Hammond, quietly: Nobody died in the previous years. That's a joke. I guess it's too early for jokes. //later Hammond, to Bosse: These are good questions they're asking. Is this your Ravenclaw class? //later, after Hammond left Bosse: No questions? You had so many questions for Mr ... what's-his-name. Sudhish: Why don't you know his name? Bosse: There's so many Peters running around here!

#11689

66

March 16, 2023, 2:55 p.m.

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Evelyn: My filter has more- Evelyn: What's the word for when it absorbs water? Evelyn: Pervy?

#11688

012

March 16, 2023, 2:17 p.m.

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Anderson: Prepositions! Anderson: Above, below, before, after, among! Sean: Among us?