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#12856
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⚐ ReportGlenn: My old lady dream is to be the one on the beach with a metal detector looking for treasure.
#12855
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⚐ ReportGlenn: I can tell the difference between a content purr from my cats and a “I’m gonna murder you in your sleep, woman” purr.
#12854
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⚐ ReportJerry Song: If you need someone to explain the book to you because you didn’t read it, it’s like catching someone’s vomit in your mouth hoping to get some nutrients.
#12853
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⚐ Report// Delaney is back after being gone for a couple days Ace: You know the saying “An apple a day keeps the doctor away?” Ace: I wonder if that also applies to Delaney. Delaney: My profile is listed as “Dr. Delaney, MD” because I live in Maryland. Delaney: One time I got a job offer as an anesthesiologist in Texas, with a starting salary of $550,000. Delaney: I really wanted to say “I’ll need at least 1 million before I move to Texas”.
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⚐ ReportBosse: Some of you magnet kids are so smart that you skipped kindergarten and didn’t learn the hardest task of them all: cutting within the lines.
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⚐ ReportCharles: You know those Five Guys cheeseburgers? Charles: Those are so addictive, it’s like crack.
#12850
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⚐ ReportDelaney: The outbred mice group simulates humans a bit better, because we are not inbred. Delaney: I am not inbred, and I hope you guys are also not inbred.
#12849
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⚐ ReportDelaney: So I would do harem breeding for the mice, where I would put 1 male mouse with 4 female mice. Delaney: I would turn the lights off and then come back the next day and I see that the male mouse is in the corner and all *huff huff huff*.
#12848
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⚐ Report// Half day due to weather Stein: I need to fit a 90 minute class into 45 minutes. Stein: I need to pull a Rose. Stein(in Rose voice): Whoooo! Alrighttttt!