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#8034

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March 22, 2019, 6:51 p.m.

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//Complex //Favid really loves lying down on the tables Schwartz: Hey, Favid. //Favid doesn't respond Schwartz: I said his name. Oh well. I specifically told my analysis students to put their projects on the ceiling, just for you, Favid. You can look at memes while lying on the tables!

#8033

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March 22, 2019, 6:30 p.m.

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//Complex //Abigail is sitting on a table, and Eli is sitting behind her. Schwartz: Eli, can you see the board? Eli: ... No. Schwartz: I only have one rule about sitting on tables. You can't do it if somebody is sitting behind you. Abigail: Yeah! Eli, you should move! //Eli sits on the table next to Abigail. Now Will Bass's vision is blocked too. //Will Bass stands on the table.

#8031

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March 22, 2019, 1:08 p.m.

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//Analysis 1B, discussing upcoming class where Schwartz shows The Princess Bride Schwartz: Snacks would be a good idea. Giles used to make waffles. If I made waffles I would poison you. Sam: That's just gonna help us build a tolerance to the poison.

#8030

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March 22, 2019, 10:45 a.m.

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//APCS //Gonzalez is teaching students about classes Gonzalez: What variables would the people class have? John: Boolean gender

#8028

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March 22, 2019, 8:04 a.m.

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//what MIDAS stands for Gonzalez: Shruti wrote "money inside doors and staircases." Ooh Shruti doesn't trust banks. //later Gonzalez: Boaz wrote "please give me a hundred percent."

#8027

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March 22, 2019, 7:49 a.m.

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Gonzalez: Bad news- Today I had pizza for breakfast. And then I dropped it in a storm drain. Now I do not have pizza.

#8026

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March 21, 2019, 12:29 p.m.

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//Advanced Geometry //Class has spent 30 minutes explaining a sentence in the textbook Rose: I am now halfway through a Coxeter sentence. //later Rose: The idea that I'm putting a lot of work into this class is hilarious.

#8025

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March 21, 2019, 12:26 p.m.

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//Advanced Geometry Rose: Haydn correcting people is the best genre.

#8024

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March 21, 2019, 10:19 a.m.

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//Health, talking about a drug research project and who is assigned what drug. Gonzalez: Madison is doing cocaine

#8023

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March 20, 2019, 10:02 p.m.

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//A while ago //Smol group Yoni: You don't realize how great it feels to sit down until you've been standing up for a whole day. Telon: Yeah, like what did people do before we invented chairs? Literally everyone: ????????????????????????