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#7156
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⚐ Report//at cmimc random tj kid 1: oh those moco kids are pretty good random tj kid 2: yeah they're from montgomery county right? random tj kid 3: yeah that's in alabama random tj kid 1: huh thats weird alabama's so rural //all 3 random tj kids agree and wonder why alabama is so good
#7155
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⚐ Report//at CMIMC Student announcer person: We have an Escape-the-Room! //cue "ooh"s from audience Student announcer person: We have an integration bee! //cue murmurs from the audience Student announcer person: We have a contest event where you can win iPads! //cue "OOOOH"s from audience Student announcer person: Take that, HMMT.
#7152
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⚐ ReportDuring lunch Student 1: I want a fork Student 2: Here, you can have a meatball. Student 1: I don't want meatball, I want fork!
#7151
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⚐ ReportWhitacre: The king was like, I give you land to make up for the bad things I did. Just let the monks go muhmuhmnnn for several centuries.
#7150
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⚐ ReportGroup of students standing in class Mr.Charles: Hey guys I would appreciate it if we didn't use marijuana scented deodorant, thank you.
#7149
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⚐ ReportSchafer: Who's in magnet PE? //a few students tentatively raise their hands Schafer: *cackles* Oh magnet PE is so fun to watch.
#7147
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⚐ Report// Bunday is subbing for Poli Stat when Pham walks in Bunday: Mr. Pham, do you have a pass to get here? Pham: Yeah. I have pass everywhere!
#7141
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⚐ Report//Pchem, see #7139. PHam discusses how the upperclassmen must be chaperones because there aren't enough teachers. Wensen: Mr. Pham, if I become a chaperone for 10 students, and I bring back 9, do I still get an A?
#7139
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⚐ Report//pd 4 pchem Pham: You all go chaperone my field trip to science conference in April. This because last time I lost the students, so you watch over them. Maggie: YOU LOST THE STUDENTS?? Pham: I only lose 12! Maggie: You actually lost twelve students?! Pham: They don’t know how to use metro, they get lost and their parents pick them up!