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#7156

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Jan. 28, 2018, 11:18 a.m.

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//at cmimc random tj kid 1: oh those moco kids are pretty good random tj kid 2: yeah they're from montgomery county right? random tj kid 3: yeah that's in alabama random tj kid 1: huh thats weird alabama's so rural //all 3 random tj kids agree and wonder why alabama is so good

#7155

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Jan. 28, 2018, 11:13 a.m.

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//at CMIMC Student announcer person: We have an Escape-the-Room! //cue "ooh"s from audience Student announcer person: We have an integration bee! //cue murmurs from the audience Student announcer person: We have a contest event where you can win iPads! //cue "OOOOH"s from audience Student announcer person: Take that, HMMT.

#7152

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Jan. 25, 2018, 10:41 a.m.

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During lunch Student 1: I want a fork Student 2: Here, you can have a meatball. Student 1: I don't want meatball, I want fork!

Engrish is hard

#7151

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Jan. 25, 2018, 9:07 a.m.

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Whitacre: The king was like, I give you land to make up for the bad things I did. Just let the monks go muhmuhmnnn for several centuries.

#7150

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Jan. 25, 2018, 2:10 a.m.

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Group of students standing in class Mr.Charles: Hey guys I would appreciate it if we didn't use marijuana scented deodorant, thank you.

#7149

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Jan. 24, 2018, 8:35 p.m.

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Schafer: Who's in magnet PE? //a few students tentatively raise their hands Schafer: *cackles* Oh magnet PE is so fun to watch.

#7148

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Jan. 24, 2018, 8:55 a.m.

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Noah: Mitch McConnell... he's so cute!

#7147

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Jan. 24, 2018, 8:06 a.m.

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// Bunday is subbing for Poli Stat when Pham walks in Bunday: Mr. Pham, do you have a pass to get here? Pham: Yeah. I have pass everywhere!

#7141

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Jan. 22, 2018, 12:57 p.m.

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//Pchem, see #7139. PHam discusses how the upperclassmen must be chaperones because there aren't enough teachers. Wensen: Mr. Pham, if I become a chaperone for 10 students, and I bring back 9, do I still get an A?

#7139

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Jan. 22, 2018, 10:01 a.m.

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//pd 4 pchem Pham: You all go chaperone my field trip to science conference in April. This because last time I lost the students, so you watch over them. Maggie: YOU LOST THE STUDENTS?? Pham: I only lose 12! Maggie: You actually lost twelve students?! Pham: They don’t know how to use metro, they get lost and their parents pick them up!