#6997

1010

Dec. 1, 2017, 9:34 a.m.

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//Talking to Grace Whitacre: You look very pensive. Does the magnet crush children's outlook on life? That’s why I like the magnet program.

#6994

610

Nov. 30, 2017, 2:04 p.m.

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Piper: I would not drop you from a high rise. Mostly because I couldn't lift you.

#6990

-11

Nov. 30, 2017, 7:56 a.m.

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//AP NSL, Pd 2: /*Selman tells a joke: Man at the zoo: Where are all the monkeys? Zookeeper: It's mating season, they're inside. Man: Would they come out for peanuts? Zookeeper: Would you? */ EHao: I don't get it. EHao: What's a peanut? //Loann & Evan can't believe it EHao: No actually, what the hell is a peanut?

#6988

1212

Nov. 29, 2017, 10:58 p.m.

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Student: Mr. Schafer, can you help me on this problem? Schafer: Nah, wait until I eat a dumpling first. Student: But -- Schafer: My snacks come before you!

#6987

33

Nov. 29, 2017, 10:57 a.m.

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//Debate over how to pronounce Charlemagne //Whitacre says "Carl" //Claudia tries to pronounce it in a French way, clears her throat, and coughs repeatedly Whitacre: You even clear your throat in French!

#6979

2424

Nov. 27, 2017, 9:15 a.m.

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Steven: How many freshmen girls are in my basement?

#6973

1317

Nov. 22, 2017, 11:25 a.m.

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Jonathan: blood tastes good. Unfortunately, other people’s blood isn’t kosher.

#6971

35

Nov. 21, 2017, 3:04 p.m.

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//talking about a firedrill Mogge: Mr. Mogge likes to go to second base.

#6968

2121

Nov. 21, 2017, 10:02 a.m.

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//getting excited about a theorem Schwartz (energetically): Are you ready?! Arthur: No. I'm Arthur Schwartz (chuckling): Oh, you're going to make a great dad someday.

#6966

02

Nov. 21, 2017, 9:52 a.m.

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William: Shoot, time to cram Kevin: School is just learning how to cram