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⚐ Report//in world history reading textbook armand: "what page is it on?" isak: "armand, use binary search."
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⚐ Report//discussing how to afford the production of future starblazer versions klees (to piety): do you have rich grandparents who are going to die soon? *silence* madeline (quietly): i do.
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⚐ ReportStein's slideshow: REJECT THE Ho Andy: Remember guys, never accept hoes! // Stein: If the p-value is low, reject the hoe!
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⚐ Report*Stein is asking Siri to do RNG* Stein: Siri just took me to a random number generator. Stein: You're dumb Siri!
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⚐ ReportStein: Take out a book in the English language, and pick a random page. *Students flip to an arbitrary page* Stein: O. M. G. I am literally going to quit this job right now. Stein: Not a single one of you guys flipped to a random page.
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⚐ Report//Prepping for Analysis 2 Exam Pratyusha: Ohhh, you have to plug it into the original thingymajigy!!!
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⚐ ReportSmolen: This piece is like a babushka lamenting about how everything was great until the Soviets took away her goats.
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⚐ ReportBramble: When [I saw that a student wrote a particular disappointing thing], I put down my coffee ... Bramble: ... picked up something stronger than my coffee, poured it into the coffee, and drank it until the pain went away. //later Bramble: If you write "this document is biased", I will put the coffee aside and go straight to the bottle. Bramble: The bottle of orange juice. I saved myself really well there.