#6700

2020

Oct. 2, 2017, 9:05 p.m.

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//Talking about tigers lead to zoos led to Mr. Schafer's kid Schafer: So people go up to me, and they ask, 'Why do you have a leash on your kid?' I say, 'Because. Harambe.'

#6698

44

Oct. 2, 2017, 4:52 p.m.

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Street: Why are you talking? Wait...I don't want to know.

#6697

66

Oct. 2, 2017, 4:51 p.m.

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//At the beginning of every class Street: Sit. Sit and be quiet. This might be hard for some of you. Luckily, you are gifted.

#6695

721

Oct. 2, 2017, 3:39 p.m.

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//talking about sets Kirk: ok can someone give me an example of a disjoint set? Anika: the number of cool people and Jeff Class: OHHHHH ROASTED

#6692

1818

Oct. 1, 2017, 3:20 p.m.

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Mr.Schafer: Let's say Mr.Hammond and Mr.Stein both ignore everything that I said at this point. //Schafer had just talked about not sharing and comparing the physics test Mr.Schafer: Let's say Mr. Hammond lost 4 points, and Mr.Stein lost 5. If they compare their work and did the exact same thing...well, that's just unfair. I'll look at them both, and take the extra point off of Mr. Hammond's. //Hammond storms to Schafer's desk, throws his keys on the floor, and stomps away

#6691

1414

Oct. 1, 2017, 3:15 p.m.

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//In retaliation to Mr.Schafer being mean to him Mr.Hammond: You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to draw an elephant on the board. And I'm gonna make it purple.

#6683

1113

Sept. 29, 2017, 1:02 a.m.

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Schwartz: Nutrition! Everybody loves nutrition. There are three key nutrients to a balanced diet. Those are? Abigail: Sugar! Schwartz: Sugar! //writes sugar on the board, turns back to the class Various students: Caffiene! Schwartz: caffeine... //writes caffiene Other student: CYANIDE! Schwartz: Cyanide! Great! Schwartz: Now as nutritionists, we have foods we can recommend to our patients so they can get their recommended daily values of sugar, caffiene and cyanide. Those foods are? Other student: cereal! //schwartz writes cereal, turns around again Various students: Pizza! Cheesecake! Ice cream! Schwartz: Ice cream! Avik: Robitussin! //Schwartz looks around for a moment with questioning eyebrows Schwartz: Robitussin!

#6681

88

Sept. 28, 2017, 8:41 p.m.

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//when Schafer's room had a stream of "poopwater" flowing from the ceiling Student 1: Where's the nearest water fountain? Student 2: Across the hall in Schafer's room.

#6679

1717

Sept. 28, 2017, 7:49 p.m.

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Gabaree: Imagine if a malicious internet attack occurred during the PARCC Robert: Is that an invitation?

#6676

610

Sept. 28, 2017, 6:07 p.m.

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//demonstrating how to pivot in magnet PE Mr. Charles: See, now I pivot... Students: That's not a pivot, that's a COUNTERCLOCKWISE ROTATION! Mr. Charles: And now I do a reverse pivot... Students: That's a CLOCKWISE ROTATION. Mr. Charles: No, it's a pivot! Students: IT'S A ROTATION