#6567

22

Sept. 8, 2017, 2:56 p.m.

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Mogge: Do you know why you can't starve in the desert? Students: You'd die of dehydration before you starved. Mogge: ...I was thinking because of all the SANDwiches there. //Class groans

#6566

77

Sept. 8, 2017, 11:32 a.m.

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// Grace is trying to get a fork from the top shelf, but cannot see the box so she ends up grabbing two forks Grace: Ha I reached the shelf. Pham: Yeah but you got two. Some day, you get married, you gonna get two guys! Grace: Yeah, twice the fun. Immma get one husband and one concubine. Shwetha: How do you think you're gonna get two guys?

#6565

44

Sept. 7, 2017, 3:53 p.m.

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Whitacre: Your last name usually tells where you're from or what your past ancestors did for a living. For example, if your last name is a color, your ancestors might have been in the dyeing industry. But if your last name is Weed, then I should watch you closely.

#6563

1212

Sept. 6, 2017, 11:25 p.m.

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//Reviewing safety test Pham: Yes, assume all chemical dangerous before using it. Student: What about water? Pham: You go in water for several hour, you drown.

#6562

1010

Sept. 6, 2017, 11:14 p.m.

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Rose: I'm having a baby. // Class applauds Rose: Very easy to do.

#6561

66

Sept. 6, 2017, 7:36 p.m.

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Rose: ...and he had this group of students who followed him around and thought he was, like, the best professor ever. So I tried to reproduce that.

#6560

77

Sept. 6, 2017, 12:55 p.m.

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Sally: My mom is infamous for her farts at the family dinner.

#6559

11

Sept. 6, 2017, 12:26 p.m.

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Neo: I wish I could draw well, so then I could like draw things.

#6558

2727

Sept. 5, 2017, 8:16 p.m.

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//Doing an intro activity on the first day //The people were dice objects; one of the methods, roll, asked them to pick a random number //The objects were told to inform Mr. Paul if given an invalid command //Stein had just quietly entered the back of the room Paul: Jesse, roll! Jesse: I'm sorry Mr. Paul, but I can't do that. The method asks for me to choose a number randomly, but I can only choose arbitrarily. Stein: (emphatically as he walks backwards out of the room) THATS MY BOY YES LETS GO THAT IS MY BOY RIGHT THERE Paul: (as soon as Stein had closed the door) Jesse, 30 squats.

#6557

2323

Sept. 5, 2017, 6:48 p.m.

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//Talking about how lighting candles and making a wish on a birthday cake is a pagan tradition Whitacre: Tell your parents, instead of birthday cakes, save their money to buy a Porsche. No birthday cakes but at least a Porsche when you become 30 Student: But then you won't get to eat birthday cakes Whitacre: You'll be eating much better things than birthday cakes if you had a Porsche.