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#7178
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⚐ ReportPham: Asian people have parasite in vegetable. So they don't eat raw vegetable. They just stir-fry it to death.
#7177
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⚐ Report//pd 2 stat student 1: I think Vijay transferred out stein: Vijay is no longer with us
#7175
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⚐ ReportHaerin: How does one drink beer? My dad says you have to shake it, and tap your elbow, and pour it in a glass and stuff... Anika: Nahhhhh just drink it like water
#7174
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⚐ ReportPham: When you in 11 or 12th grade, you ask girl for prom date. And she saying no. Student: Why?! Pham: How many girls there are in this class? Student: 7 Pham: How many students there are in this class? Student: 31
#7173
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⚐ Reportpham: who here not have cellphone? //2 raised hands pham: you losers! no jk you ok
#7171
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⚐ ReportStreet: Who here is from Takoma? //wave of raised hands Street: Who here is NOT from Takoma? //3 tentative raised hands Street: All right then. 3 outcasts! You won't understand me when I make Taliff jokes. *snickers*
#7170
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⚐ Report//talking about inventor Street: ... and you want to turn all your flowers into dog faces... //random teacher enters Random teacher: Uh... okay, Mr. Dogface.
#7168
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⚐ Report//pd 3 AP world Whitacre: Ussher said the Earth was created at 9:00AM, October 3rd, 4004 BC. Student: Dang! Whitacre: What? 9:00 too early? You want to get up at noon? See, this is why you can never be G-d!
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⚐ Report//Student walks in late with a pass and a cup of coffee Whitacre: Which came first, the pass or the coffee?
#7165
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⚐ Report//Beginning of second semester, new World History Class Whitacre: Any Moggie-ites in here? //Students who previously had Mogge raise their hands Whitacre: Any Ravil-ians //Students who previously had Ravilious raise their hands Student: What about us? *People who had Whitacre* Whitacre: Perfection