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620

Nov. 9, 2016, 7:39 p.m.

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//9th Pd Gabaree AP NSL, people are pretending they don't know anything about the election to mess with him Gabaree: What do you guys think of recent events? Hannah: I'm really excited that Obama will be president again!

#6090

1717

Nov. 9, 2016, 11:54 a.m.

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//Introducing to sequences Rose: So Gauss is like one of the five smartest people ever. So he was really annoying when he was like nine. In order to shut him up, Avik Style, his teacher told him to find the sum of all numbers from 1 to 100

#6089

-57

Nov. 4, 2016, 12:36 p.m.

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//Getting ready for the Precalc test Giles to the people standing around talking: Sit down! Get ready for the test! Neil Kundagrami: If I run out of time on this test because of you, I'm coming for your family!

#6088

-620

Nov. 2, 2016, 10:25 p.m.

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//As Street checks homework in Period 7 R&E Street:*to all of the guys at a table* You failed! You failed! You failed! Street:*gets to Shreeya* You see Shreeya is smart...she didn't fail. She doesn't have to defective Y-chromosome. *chuckles* Street: I'm just kidding...you losers are fine.

#6087

2020

Nov. 2, 2016, 9:20 p.m.

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Schwartz: "A function is continuous if it doesn't lie to you." //Draws graph of continuous polynomial on the board Schwartz: "Here I am going along the graph and at x=4, the function didn't lie to me. That is, what I think it should do it did." //Makes a removable discontinuity at x=4 so f(4)=8 instead of f(4)=2 Schwartz: "Now I go along the function and I think it's going to be 2. But it's not. It's 8. The function lied to you. It is a bad function. Functions that lie are bad."

#6086

1212

Nov. 2, 2016, 9:14 p.m.

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Schwartz: "Remember in 2nd grade when your math teacher told you that 5-3=2? And then you, being a smart aleck, raise your hand. The teacher likely sighed and then called on you. You said 'What is 3-5?' Your teacher responded 'You can't do that.' Your teacher lied to you. I am telling you this because I am about to lie to you right now."

#6085

2222

Nov. 2, 2016, 6:09 p.m.

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// During his math team lecture Guang: Dr. Gasarch is one of the best Ramsey theorists in the world. I'm the second.

#6084

-59

Nov. 1, 2016, 12:54 p.m.

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Zoll-sensei: Showa-tennou did many great things.

#6081

02

Oct. 31, 2016, 8:21 a.m.

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Stein: Do your work...be more like Jordi. // Two minutes later Derek Lamb: Florida is fine...

#6080

57

Oct. 30, 2016, 7:20 p.m.

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Mr. Subayi: The Bible says "If someone kills someone, you have the right to go and kill them first...READ THE BIBLE, IT'S IN THERE."