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⚐ ReportCirincione: No matter if it's Trump or Obama, everyone will say his budget is...rainbows, and pizza, and happiness
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⚐ Report//9th Pd Gabaree AP NSL, people are pretending they don't know anything about the election to mess with him Gabaree: What do you guys think of recent events? Hannah: I'm really excited that Obama will be president again!
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⚐ Report//Flower dissection lab Student: Mr. Norton, someone took apart all these flowers! Norton: Oh. Thanks, Obama.
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⚐ Report\\AP Lang was doing visual analysis of political comics Student: "Obama looks like he's wearing socks" Mr. Klein: "Yea! Obama seems to be wearing elfin footwear! So that means we don't know if he's Aladdin, or if he's a subjunctive clause!"
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⚐ Report//Stein's phone rings in class and he sees who it is; he doesn't answer Stein: Obama, run the country yourself!
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⚐ ReportPham: Toilet in White House is worth thirty thousand dollars; for the Obama. Because Secret Service guy need stand there while they pouring it in the mold, otherwise listening device could be inside.