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May 3, 2017, 9:15 a.m.

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Cirincione: No matter if it's Trump or Obama, everyone will say his budget is...rainbows, and pizza, and happiness



Nov. 9, 2016, 7:39 p.m.

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//9th Pd Gabaree AP NSL, people are pretending they don't know anything about the election to mess with him Gabaree: What do you guys think of recent events? Hannah: I'm really excited that Obama will be president again!



Oct. 20, 2014, 8:49 p.m.

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//Flower dissection lab Student: Mr. Norton, someone took apart all these flowers! Norton: Oh. Thanks, Obama.



Oct. 2, 2014, 6:10 p.m.

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\\AP Lang was doing visual analysis of political comics Student: "Obama looks like he's wearing socks" Mr. Klein: "Yea! Obama seems to be wearing elfin footwear! So that means we don't know if he's Aladdin, or if he's a subjunctive clause!"



March 16, 2013, 6:36 p.m.

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//Stein's phone rings in class and he sees who it is; he doesn't answer Stein: Obama, run the country yourself!



Sept. 4, 2010, 9:59 p.m.

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Pham: Toilet in White House is worth thirty thousand dollars; for the Obama. Because Secret Service guy need stand there while they pouring it in the mold, otherwise listening device could be inside.