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#11190

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Nov. 17, 2022, 1:21 p.m.

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Jerry Song: Being a vampire is the fastest way to get STDs possible.

#11185

66

Nov. 17, 2022, 8:18 a.m.

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//Schwartz can't find a fifth color for his diagram. Schwartz: *draws red dotted line* Schwartz: That's purple! I say so!

#11184

66

Nov. 17, 2022, 12:37 a.m.

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Schwartz: We had problems [in single-variable optimisation] in which we built fences for animals we could farm. Schwartz: What is an animal we can farm? Student: Pigs Schwartz: All of my classes first thought of pigs. That's boring. Schwartz: We could have chosen chinchillas, but I guess I'm a pig farmer. Schwartz: I could have farmed velociraptors.

#11182

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Nov. 17, 2022, 12:35 a.m.

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Bramble: Glad to see you're all in fine fettle. Bramble: Not that I've ever heard of fettle that isn't fine. Bramble: I'm not sure I'd recognise a fettle if I saw one.

#11181

66

Nov. 17, 2022, 12:33 a.m.

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//Kaluta tells stories about his recent medical issues Kaluta: Apparently I'm not dying anytime soon, so that's good news.

#11180

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Nov. 17, 2022, 12:32 a.m.

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//the next class from 11149 //Schwartz talked about category theory and commutative diagrams for most of class Schwartz: That concludes our ridiculous tangent, part 3, or whatever we're up to.

#11179

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Nov. 16, 2022, 10:39 p.m.

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Kaluta: I’ve read every quote on Blairbash. Kaluta: I even remember analog Blairbash.

#11177

1515

Nov. 16, 2022, 3:29 p.m.

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Chris Jin: I am more chicken than the chicken nugget.

The school chicken nuggets have the taste and texture of a wet sponge

chris

#11175

28

Nov. 16, 2022, 3:14 p.m.

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Nicole: there are five watches in the world and this is one of them

#11174

911

Nov. 16, 2022, 3:08 p.m.

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Rivkah (to Armand): As your friend, I don't believe you deserve empathy Nicole (to Armand): I feel like you deserve to be sad sometimes Nicole: I mean that in a broad sense of the term Armand: But I wanna be happy :(