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⚐ ReportKaluta: You don’t want to fail shop class! Solomon: This is shop class? Nicole: That sounds very capitalist.
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⚐ Report//pd 9 fot Solomon: Apoptosis, necrosis, lysis… does “sis” just mean “death”? Katie: All those words mean death because of their prefixes. Like, what about genesis? Solomon: But that’s related to death. Katie: How? Solomon: Because when you’re born, you have to die.
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⚐ ReportStein: My son is getting married this Saturday. Stein: Unless he does something dumb between now and then.
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⚐ ReportStein: Who here is interested in a career in orange farming? *Andy tilts his head slightly* Stein: Andy are you interested in becoming an orange farmer? Andy: No. Stein: So Andy here is an orange farmer...
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⚐ Report// Butterfly ballots Sudhish: It's a stupid ballot. Stein: Why is that? Sudhish: Because the stupid ballot has the stupid holes.
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⚐ ReportKirk: There is only one thing that truly grows exponentially. Uriel: Your mother.
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⚐ ReportLinda: My violin teacher always asks me music theory questions. Linda: Like "what's the opposite of E major?" Andy: C# minor? Linda(under her breath): C, D, E, F, G, H? *Andy breaks down laughing*