#10888

2222

Sept. 28, 2022, 10:28 a.m.

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Stein: My son is getting married this Saturday. Stein: Unless he does something dumb between now and then.

#10887

1616

Sept. 28, 2022, 10:25 a.m.

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Stein: Who here is interested in a career in orange farming? *Andy tilts his head slightly* Stein: Andy are you interested in becoming an orange farmer? Andy: No. Stein: So Andy here is an orange farmer...

#10886

13

Sept. 28, 2022, 9:59 a.m.

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// Butterfly ballots Sudhish: It's a stupid ballot. Stein: Why is that? Sudhish: Because the stupid ballot has the stupid holes.

#10885

1818

Sept. 28, 2022, 7:32 a.m.

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Kirk: There is only one thing that truly grows exponentially. Uriel: Your mother.

#10884

48

Sept. 27, 2022, 10:28 p.m.

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Linda: My violin teacher always asks me music theory questions. Linda: Like "what's the opposite of E major?" Andy: C# minor? Linda(under her breath): C, D, E, F, G, H? *Andy breaks down laughing*

#10883

1919

Sept. 27, 2022, 9:59 p.m.

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Anderson: How many of you have sin in your hearts right now? //half the class raises their hands Anderson: Half of you are liars!

#10882

37

Sept. 27, 2022, 2:40 p.m.

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Bosse: What's wrong with you people?

#10881

1313

Sept. 27, 2022, 12:28 p.m.

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O’Donovan: Negative energy is only in people.

#10880

511

Sept. 27, 2022, 11:46 a.m.

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// Bio team lecture Sean: But it’s an impostor! Sean: Sussy!

#10879

1014

Sept. 23, 2022, 2:54 p.m.

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//pd9 fot Katie to Kaluta: Are you going to put me on a slope? Colby, turning to Katie: I wanna put you on a slope.