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#10682
1719
⚐ ReportDuval: They don't know who Alice is. Johnny: Is she your dog? *Class breaks down, Alice is Duval's daughter* Johnny: Close enough. Duval: Johnny, this is for you only. What's my dogs name? Johnny: Sam? *Class breaks down again, Sam is Duval's son* Duval: Useless, all of you!
#10680
1717
⚐ ReportRose: These next problems will change your life! Uriel: For better or for worse? Rose: Haha, they will change your life Uriel: You didn’t answer my question Rose: For the better! Everything I have done in my life has been for the better of the world around me! Rose: Wait that totally isn’t true, what am I talking about? *Entire class bursts into laughter*
#10678
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⚐ ReportLodal: Ostrander must be constipated from the amount of times he doesn’t give a crap.
#10677
88
⚐ ReportAndy: It looks like rubber! Jerry Song: It is rubber. Jerry Song: I’m still eating it because it’s organic matter.
#10675
2020
⚐ ReportRao: They sent me to cover a yoga class before this one. The only lesson plans were to play meditative music. It lulled me into this state of sleepiness, and now I'm weirdly sleepy, and I don't even know why I just told you that.
#10674
1010
⚐ Report//Subayi points to body parts to have students practise relevant vocabulary //the recent vocabulary set includes « faire des pompes » and « faire des abdominaux » Subayi: I'm not gonna do the exercises, because then you'd have to call an ambulance.
#10673
1313
⚐ Report// playing Habitat Hold 'Em (poker) in bio Student: Alright -- it looks like Brandon wins! //Brandon takes chips Sean et al: Let's go, Brandon! Sean et al: ... wait, no.