#3856

1414

Dec. 18, 2011, 9:13 p.m.

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//On Klein's blog; document lists "KLEIN!" in some places Student: What does "KLEIN!" mean? Klein: It is Dutch for handsome and god-like in appearance.

#3855

3840

Dec. 17, 2011, 4:41 p.m.

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//During a Functions test, the fire alarm goes off. Rose: Oh my god, this is like the worst timed fire alarm ever! Student: Let's just sit here and finish the test. Other Student: What if it's actually a real fire? Rose: It's never a real fire. Don't worry.

#3854

814

Dec. 16, 2011, 5:14 p.m.

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Mango: Why did the hipster burn his tongue on the soup? Class: Because he ate it before it was cool!

#3853

33

Dec. 16, 2011, 5:13 p.m.

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Teacher: (to Jamie) It's just about you, Judy.

#3851

1111

Dec. 14, 2011, 7 p.m.

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O'Connor: There are people who make deathbed decisions that they later regret.

#3850

66

Dec. 12, 2011, 9:56 p.m.

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Honigsberg: I'm the hater here.

#3849

66

Dec. 12, 2011, 9:23 p.m.

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Student: So if the person's title counts as their first name, Ms.Dvorsky, King George would come before Queen George?

#3847

55

Dec. 12, 2011, 4:52 p.m.

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Rose: Now we are going to perform this piece of algebra with no vegetable analogue.

#3846

1212

Dec. 12, 2011, 4:52 p.m.

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Sebastian: That's what I was going to say, you just didn't call on me because you don't like me! Rose: True and... true.

#3844

2424

Dec. 9, 2011, 12:27 p.m.

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//Jason tells a blonde joke Billings: You don't tell a blonde dumb blonde jokes! Thomas: Then she won't get them.