#3650

04

Oct. 6, 2011, 7:08 p.m.

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Anon: Which country is Pokemon from?

#3649

77

Oct. 6, 2011, 7:03 p.m.

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//Cross country team is carrying Hannah in a shopping cart Runner: Hannah is really light, so we should run really fast down the next hill. Hannah: NO, the fact that Hannah is light does not mean you should kill her.

#3648

66

Oct. 6, 2011, 6:52 p.m.

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Stein: Follow? //Tony walks in Tony: Yes. Stein + MathHelp: GET OUT. Freshman: What? What happened? Sophomore: Stein said "Follow?"... Freshman: And? Sophomore: He said YES.

#3647

37

Oct. 5, 2011, 8:01 p.m.

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Lodal: I like me more than I like you.

#3644

1719

Oct. 5, 2011, 5:33 p.m.

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Clay: Don't say your printer ate your dog.

#3643

22

Oct. 5, 2011, 4:35 p.m.

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Michelle: Stop studying. Get a life. Spend time on the computer.

#3642

2325

Oct. 5, 2011, 3:10 p.m.

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Moose: The Greeks didn't call themselves Greeks, they called themselves Hellenes! The word 'greek' in itself comes from Latin! Look at the Germans! They call Germany Deutchland! The French, too! What do French people say for their country? Evan: We surrender?

#3641

37

Oct. 4, 2011, 9:36 p.m.

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Rose: Get out. Student: I just wanna learn! Rose: I SAID GET OUT!

#3639

1515

Oct. 4, 2011, 7:46 p.m.

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Lodal: Wait, is apparent spelled with one "r" or two? Class: One "r". Lodal: So this the time where I tell you guys that I was actually the third grade spelling bee champion. //Lodal proceeds to write "apparent", but spells it as "apparenent" //class snickers, then Lodal realizes his spelling error. //soon after Lodal spells "brightness" as "brightnes" Lodal: And the thing is, if someone else makes a a spelling mistake somewhere, I would be the one to point it out. //Lodal continues writing on the board, but then spells "luminosity" as "luminosty" //Finally, Lodal finshes the equation [apparent brightness is proportional to luminosity over d^2] Lodal: I had to write distance squared with just a "d" so I couldn't misspell it.

#3638

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Oct. 4, 2011, 7:41 p.m.

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//Donaldson tries to explain how stars form. //Rose is sitting in the back of the class, on the computer Donaldson: So there is a big ball of gas in space. And some of it is clumped together in a massive, gravitationally strong clump. Let's call it Bob. Now other smaller, modest, wimpy concentrations will form that will be sucked up by Bob, only making him stronger. Let's call these wimpy clumps Will.