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#13177

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March 11, 2024, 10:11 a.m.

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// Glenn is showing a video of a histone "attacking" a DNA and binding to it agressively Sai: I feel like there was no consent in this

#13151

66

March 5, 2024, 10:25 a.m.

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// Glenn is talking about her mom's DNA test Glenn: She has 2% Neanderthal DNA, which is kind of high Glenn: And a characteristic of people with higher Neanderthal DNA it said was hoarding Glenn: She is a hoarder so that was accurate. Glenn: So now every time she said "Oh I can't throw this away" Glenn: I'm like Pff..... Neanderthal

ok sure // mod note: you should talk to Glenn about her sister's hoarding habits

mom, test, dna, glenn, biology

#13132

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Feb. 28, 2024, 9:47 a.m.

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Glenn: When I was having dinner with 10 people in Ecuador, I saw a grasshopper roughly this size [6 inches or so] Glenn: This is why my friends dad calls me "gringa loca" Glenn: Because when the grasshopper flew into the middle of the table, 9 people ran away screaming Glenn: I walked closer and caught it in my hands.

#13098

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Feb. 20, 2024, 9:58 a.m.

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// Magnet Bio Skit Tony Song: You can be the cytoplasm Tony: we can put stuff in you

#13071

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Feb. 15, 2024, 10:22 a.m.

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Glenn: I can still tell embarrassing Alice stories Glenn: So she went home and told me that she asked Bernard to be her valentine Glenn: I've never heard of this Bernard character. Glenn: So later she told her dad that. Glenn: And her dad was like, maybe we can talk to Bernard's parents and have a playdate Glenn: because she's nine, and playdates are still a thing Glenn: Then she said, it wouldn't be a play date, it'd be a real date. Glenn: she's a hoo

she told us she couldn't tell sam stories because he might go to blair when co2026 are seniors // mod note: cf 13052

biology, glenn, alice

#12995

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Feb. 7, 2024, 11 a.m.

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Glenn: Remember a while back we had a heat wave Glenn: And I say heat wave like it was in the 70s Glenn: And what did this building feel like? Sai: The Sun!

mcps central office is stupid because they don't "trust" schools with their own heating and cooling systems.

sai, glenn, ryan, biology, innovation

#12917

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Jan. 30, 2024, 10:53 a.m.

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Glenn: I HAVE VIALS OF TICKS I HAVE PULLED OFF OF STUDENTS Glenn: ONE OF THEM STILL HAS A CHUNK OF FLESH ATTACHED TO IT

#12916

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Jan. 30, 2024, 10:41 a.m.

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Glenn: Then we'll go on a boat, a research vesicle Glenn: vessel, not vesicle Glenn: we're not cells.

#12914

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Jan. 30, 2024, 10:09 a.m.

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Glenn: Anyone who had me last semester wants to say anything about my class? Yongle: git good! Glenn: get good? what does that mean? *confused facial expressions*

#12911

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Jan. 30, 2024, 9:40 a.m.

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Glenn: [My rat] is a 35 dollar monthly expense Glenn: They have to put the rat under anesthesia because otherwise they'll bite, right? because they're drilling their teeth Glenn: And they have this tiny *gestures* nose mask to put laughing gas in it, on the rat and its so cute!