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#13177
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⚐ Report// Glenn is showing a video of a histone "attacking" a DNA and binding to it agressively Sai: I feel like there was no consent in this
#13151
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⚐ Report// Glenn is talking about her mom's DNA test Glenn: She has 2% Neanderthal DNA, which is kind of high Glenn: And a characteristic of people with higher Neanderthal DNA it said was hoarding Glenn: She is a hoarder so that was accurate. Glenn: So now every time she said "Oh I can't throw this away" Glenn: I'm like Pff..... Neanderthal
#13132
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⚐ ReportGlenn: When I was having dinner with 10 people in Ecuador, I saw a grasshopper roughly this size [6 inches or so] Glenn: This is why my friends dad calls me "gringa loca" Glenn: Because when the grasshopper flew into the middle of the table, 9 people ran away screaming Glenn: I walked closer and caught it in my hands.
#13098
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⚐ Report// Magnet Bio Skit Tony Song: You can be the cytoplasm Tony: we can put stuff in you
#13071
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⚐ ReportGlenn: I can still tell embarrassing Alice stories Glenn: So she went home and told me that she asked Bernard to be her valentine Glenn: I've never heard of this Bernard character. Glenn: So later she told her dad that. Glenn: And her dad was like, maybe we can talk to Bernard's parents and have a playdate Glenn: because she's nine, and playdates are still a thing Glenn: Then she said, it wouldn't be a play date, it'd be a real date. Glenn: she's a hoo
#12995
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⚐ ReportGlenn: Remember a while back we had a heat wave Glenn: And I say heat wave like it was in the 70s Glenn: And what did this building feel like? Sai: The Sun!
#12917
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⚐ ReportGlenn: I HAVE VIALS OF TICKS I HAVE PULLED OFF OF STUDENTS Glenn: ONE OF THEM STILL HAS A CHUNK OF FLESH ATTACHED TO IT
#12916
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⚐ ReportGlenn: Then we'll go on a boat, a research vesicle Glenn: vessel, not vesicle Glenn: we're not cells.
#12914
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⚐ ReportGlenn: Anyone who had me last semester wants to say anything about my class? Yongle: git good! Glenn: get good? what does that mean? *confused facial expressions*
#12911
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⚐ ReportGlenn: [My rat] is a 35 dollar monthly expense Glenn: They have to put the rat under anesthesia because otherwise they'll bite, right? because they're drilling their teeth Glenn: And they have this tiny *gestures* nose mask to put laughing gas in it, on the rat and its so cute!