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#10566

1315

May 12, 2022, noon

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Student: Straight relationships are inherently bipartite.

#10508

1113

April 27, 2022, 6:38 p.m.

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Andy: I'm Blairhash -- a Blairbash hash function. I can think of the Blairbash quote that goes with any situation.

#10451

88

April 21, 2022, 8:18 a.m.

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// Topological sort, question is about possible path of math courses Hallisey: One student tried to cheat and asked Mr. Schwartz, who just walked in, instead of doing topological sorting.

#10369

1313

March 29, 2022, 6:22 p.m.

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//opens one of the laptops for the students to use soon Hallisey (casually): Oh, right, someone installed a keylogger on this one.

#10309

06

March 21, 2022, 9:21 a.m.

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Hallisey: We're not here to torture you.

#10269

1515

March 15, 2022, 5:44 p.m.

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Sahu: Today's my last day here. //responses of sadness from many students Will: Don't make us have to come kidnap you and drag you back.

#10265

1313

March 15, 2022, 11:44 a.m.

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// Sahu's goodbye speech Sahu: My hippie point of view is that learning a little bit is enough. // Later Sahu: Maybe you guys are disappointed that you didn't learn how to break into the Pentagon.

Man I'm gonna miss Sahu at least he's staying as a sub

aoa, sahu

#10246

1212

March 10, 2022, 4:17 p.m.

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//analogy for one-way hash functions Sahu: Let's say you give me your beloved Christmas ornament, and you say "this means so much to me." Sahu: It has so much sentimental value. Sahu: And I take a hammer, and smash it into pieces, and smash the pieces into dust, and scatter the dust in the wind ...

don't let him near your Christmas ornaments, cf the one about Telsas and parking //mod note: 10022?

hammer, christmas, sahu, aoa, hash

#10222

1616

March 9, 2022, 5:25 p.m.

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//analogy for separate chaining Sahu: Let's say you're driving into a parking lot with your Tesla or whatever. Sahu: What happens if some jerkwad already took your spot? Sahu: I guess what you would do is build another parking spot on top of that parking spot, and park there.

#10221

79

March 9, 2022, 5:19 p.m.

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Sahu: What up, guys. We are learning new stuff today! Will (very loudly, with hands raised): Noooooo! Stephen: Are you good? Will: No!