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#11583
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⚐ ReportMichael Wang: So there's this thing called the Santa Anna surprise. Michael: Which is not a real event, I made this term up.
#11582
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⚐ ReportSeat: *Typing in "B-i-s-m" as the password for the world quiz* Victor: Bismillah!
#11555
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⚐ Report// Talking about British colonization of India Victor: Funny guy took over a funny country and did funny things.
#11546
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⚐ ReportSeat: Once I was at a table with other teachers, and one of them saw me eating with chopsticks, and said "oh, I've been to Japan!" and started lecturing about Japan stuff Seat: I didn't want to embarrass her, saying "I lived in Japan for 20 years."
#11417
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⚐ Report// Showing video of a guillotine Burnell: What will be the last thing that goes through your mind? Bramble: I hope I shampooed my hair.
#11416
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⚐ ReportBurnell: What do you call someone who thinks they're a little bit better than everyone else? Will Klees: An asshole?
#11412
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⚐ ReportBramble: They like to go to Oktoberfest, in Munich, Germany, because they like to drink lots of German orange juice -- I'm keeping this at an accessible level. //later Bramble: They had songs you would sing with your mates as you went out to have a pint -- of orange juice.
#11376
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⚐ ReportJerry Song: World? What's that? Jerry: I wouldn't touch it if it was the last thing in the world! *Jerry proceeds to break down afterwards*
#11362
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⚐ ReportBurnell: 1848 was when Karl Marx wrote the Communist Manifesto with his homeboy Frederich Engels.