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April 26, 2012, 6:03 p.m.

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//At Science Bowl Saurav: I came, I saw, I conquered. Avikar: I cummed, I seed, I... oh wait. //mirth ensues

#4004

6670

Feb. 28, 2012, 7:50 p.m.

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Denny: Does anybody know what a complex sentence is? Avikar: Well, it has a real part and an imaginary part.

#3973

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Feb. 16, 2012, 12:16 p.m.

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Allen: I failed the SAT II. I got a 790. Now I won’t get into Harvard. Avikar: Not to burst your bubble, but you weren’t going to get into Harvard anyways.

#3713

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Oct. 27, 2011, 8:19 p.m.

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Avikar: One Shift, Two Shift, Red Shift, Blue Shift. Mr Donaldson: Haha, some Dr. Zeus.

#3630

1012

Oct. 3, 2011, 3:59 p.m.

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Schafer: It turns out that 68% of statistics are made up. Avikar: No, it's 88.

#2268

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Oct. 4, 2010, 3:47 p.m.

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//on the bus playing liars Connie: I have a six. Anybody else have a six? Avikar: No but I have a nine. Mufasa: Was that a subtle pick up line?