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#12584

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Nov. 28, 2023, 11:29 a.m.

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//slowly splits apart a plum, a manic grin spreading across his face ZIyad (holding the two separate halves): It's the derivative... Eric Shi: What are you on??? Ziyad: No, no, it's related rates! If you take the fruit out and put juice in, the rate of the ball is changing and you can find the volume using... (gasps) dV/dt!!!!! :O

#12428

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Oct. 31, 2023, 11:44 a.m.

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Eric Shi: Dear "The Skibidi Ohio Rizzler", I have been notified that you are in fact a scaley and have connections with velociraptors. THAT IS MY SCALESONA. GO AWAY.

#12092

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Sept. 11, 2023, 9:28 a.m.

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Eric Shi: Don't tell the freshmen about blairbash Eric: or else they will get chronic blairbashing disease

#12063

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Sept. 6, 2023, 3:30 p.m.

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//playing minecraft on khan academy Eric: It's left click place right? Will: No, it's right click. //googles Will: See? It's right click. Will: I though you said you play Minecraft? Eric: Bro I do! Will: But you don't know how to place? Eric: Bro I don't pay attention to the buttons Eric: I'm dyslexic

#11903

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May 25, 2023, 11:59 a.m.

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//jason yao discusisng what topic to choose for his argumentive narrative Eric Shi: Okay, the confederate topic of the grape topic? Jason Yao: The 🍇 one. Eric Shi: God fucking damnit.

#11698

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March 17, 2023, 11:38 a.m.

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Eric Shi: I converted Donald Trump to liberalism.

#11615

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Feb. 27, 2023, 3:02 p.m.

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//Talking about All State Eric Shi: You're going to drive from Maryland to Baltimore in 1 hour?