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#11819
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⚐ Report//Evan and Kian being bored in history Evan: Let's watch Dream Kian: Who's that again Evan: Minecraft youtuber Kian: The one who died?
#11806
2020
⚐ ReportEvan: Did you know that if you unraveled your small intestine and stretched [it] across an Olympic swimming pool, you would die? Kian: I was not expecting that
#11767
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⚐ ReportSophia: Can I interview you? Evan: On what? Sophia: You just have to tell me your opinions on China
#11759
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⚐ ReportKian: Did you know whales are more closely related to sheep than fish? Evan: Maybe you are a whale Kian: That would be cool, actually Kian: Blub blub
#11593
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⚐ Report// Writing something on the board Schwartz: I can almost fit it in. Evan Wang: That’s what she said.
#11517
48
⚐ ReportEvan Wang: Tell me a bit about yourself. Michael Wang: Hi, I'm Michael. I'm a Genshin enthusiast. Michael Wang: I'm a Ningguang main. If you're a Keqing main, you're just wrong.
#11516
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⚐ Report// Discussing interview dress code Bosse: Wear closed toed shoes, nobody wants to see your tootsies. Evan Wang: But that's my bargaining chip.
#11169
810
⚐ Report//Talking about words that end in -ism in history Evan: Isn't biology just racism?
#11017
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⚐ ReportEvan Wang: Can I have my exam back? Schwartz: Which one? Evan: Anal 2. *Entire room goes silent* Evan: I mean analysis 2. // Later Schwartz: MCPS abbreviates classes by using the first 4 letters. Schwartz: You're one of the few with the chutzpah to call it by that.