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⚐ ReportAnnika: My brother's pretty smart Annika: He helps me with my math homework Schwartz: Oh that's pretty cool... wait NO!
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⚐ Report//on March 15 over the PA: the media center will be closed today for an event Schwartz: yeah, the stabbing of Caesar!
#13204
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⚐ Report// Alex Liu suggests a visualization of a theorem in Complex *Schwartz writes "Engineer" on a piece of paper, tears it, and tapes it to make a cone* Schwartz: And now I have something to give you for contesting my proof, a hat that says "Engineer".
#13145
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: No one cares about base 10. Katz: Humans have 10 fingers. Schwartz: Humans also have e fingers -- we just also have another 7.3 or so extra fingers.
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⚐ Report// Kelin is out cold sleeping on the desk Schwartz: *folds up paper ball, throws it at Kelin, ball hits his shoulder* Schwartz: Good morning Kelin, wake up!
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⚐ Reportschwartz: make sure you follow relevant laws student: what defines relevant? schwartz: like, i'm okay if you pirate music
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⚐ Report//Schwartz holds up/examines a mysterious dark solid object, wrapped in transparent plastic, maybe 5 cm in diameter Jacen: Can you eat it? Schwartz: No! ... but good question.
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: I thought for sure at least one of you was degenerate enough to carry a laser-pointer on you.
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⚐ ReportStudents: Among Us! Schwartz: Do you all actually play that game-- Andy: I lost The Game! Schwartz: Oh, I lost. Do you all actually play that game on a regular basis, or is it just a meme at this point?
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⚐ Report//limit as z approaches 0 of z/conj(z) = (x + yi)/(x - yi) Stephen, abruptly noticing the issue: OH NO! Schwartz: Soon, you all will regret your life decisions, as Stephen is doing already.