#6044

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Oct. 1, 2016, 6:40 p.m.

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//at hackUMBC //volunteer comes in and asks who did not get enough food saying that they will get pizza Volunteer: Who only got bread rolls? //notes down names Brian: All i got was pasta and the worst chicken ever Volunteer: Well that's fine, some people literally only got 6 bread rolls. Tyler: What if they only wanted bread rolls? //Volunteer just walks away silently

#6022

44

Sept. 13, 2016, 2:23 p.m.

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Student: "Mr. Klein, how long can you hold your breath?" Klein: "Ok, that seems apropos of nothing, but, six minutes fourteen seconds." Student: "That's an unexpectedly long time." Klein: "I used to be a navy seal. Don't you read Blair Bash?"

#5955

88

June 17, 2016, 4:08 p.m.

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Tyler: Hey Mr. Giles, can you make my grade look as good as you?

#5937

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May 16, 2016, 5:49 p.m.

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///Magnet Clay pd9. Reading Romeo and Juliet. Juliet had just said "For in a minute there are many days" Clay: How romantic! *goes on to explain that each minute feels like days for her* Tyler: That's a mathematical error! *Class goes into hysterics* Clay: I'm done with this.

#5839

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March 4, 2016, 4:32 p.m.

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//Tyler points toward the door Tyler: Hey look! It's Mr. Rose! //Everybody looks toward the door Tyler: HAHA! April Fools! Giles: How did you pass speed trig if you can't even tell the date?

#2648

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Dec. 8, 2010, 8:57 p.m.

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Stein: Here is an explanation so you can understand this... phenomenon. Theresa/Savannah/Tyler: Doo doooo doodoo doo. Stein: quiet...

#1944

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May 23, 2010, 2:09 p.m.

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// after prom Tyler: I don't think I have grinded on Rachel that much in my entire life. Gibi: Yeah, me neither. Theresa: Yup, same here.