#9662

68

Dec. 20, 2021, 8:58 a.m.

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Schwartz: It has four problems ... but really, it's more, because one of them has four parts. Schwartz: Fooled you! You think it's four problems -- but it's me, Dio!

#9659

2525

Dec. 20, 2021, 8:03 a.m.

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// Volume of disks, analysis 1 Schwartz: And then you take the double integral- *Class in visible confusion* Schwartz: Wait, wrong class.

#9658

1010

Dec. 19, 2021, 10:31 p.m.

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// Analysis 1 video Schwartz: A southern partygoer and says to their neighbor(in a southern accent) "soooooo, where y'all from?" Schwartz: And the northerner looks back and says "well I am from a place where we have learned to not end our sentences in prepositions." Schwartz: And the southerner looks up for a second, thinks, and kinda nods and says(in heavy southern accent again) "aye, so where y'all from, JERK?" Schwartz: So that's the joke. The real point was to give you time for this(points to paper). Anyways- // Later Schwartz: And keeping with that joke, by the way, at some point talk to Duval about what "bless your heart" means.

#9633

57

Dec. 16, 2021, 9:43 a.m.

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// Anal 1 Schwartz: A student was teaching me how to say French names. Schwartz: He told me to “open my mouth and don’t close it”

#9625

1111

Dec. 14, 2021, 5:17 p.m.

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Schwartz: Here's the -- it's not good news or bad news. Here's the news of questionable value ...

#9579

2424

Dec. 10, 2021, 9:17 a.m.

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Schwartz: You guys, focus on nutrition and fitness! Schwartz: Everyone knows alcohol, tobacco, and drugs is for analysis 2!

#9489

810

Dec. 2, 2021, 4:16 p.m.

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Schwartz: Your opinion may be wrong! There is a correct answer here.

#9488

77

Dec. 2, 2021, 4:14 p.m.

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Schwartz: This is like memorising your times tables when you were two years old ... or whenever you learned multiplication.

#9458

1416

Nov. 30, 2021, 5:26 p.m.

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Schwartz: If someone asks "why do you need to know calculus?" ... it's because if you're asked to write something weird like this on a cake -- you'll recognise, "oh, that's the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus."

#9419

2020

Nov. 22, 2021, 2:10 p.m.

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Schwartz: Next class will be great. The next math class will be the best day of your life. Everything in life will be downhill from your next math class. //later Schwartz: If you're already familiar with the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus -- sorry! You ruined your life!