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#8747

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Nov. 16, 2020, 9:19 a.m.

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// Kirk holds up dog Kirk: Look! It's my class! // No students have camera on Kirk: It's a bunch of names!

#8746

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Nov. 15, 2020, 8:02 p.m.

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// during precalc video lesson Kirk: My favorite candy is reese's pieces. Kirk: I call them "reesee's piecees". Kirk: I guess reese's pieces is the, uh, "politically correct" way to call them. Kirk: But I don't care. I call them "reesee's piecees". How does that make you feel?

#8737

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Nov. 12, 2020, 7:20 p.m.

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*during a Precalc A video lesson* Kirk: You know, one of my best friends has a very successful Taylor Swift fan twitter. Contreras: What does that mean? Kirk: Like, he gets sent free stuff from Taylor Swift cause he has a twitter where he’s like a fan, and he tweets about all the twitter stuff and all the Taylor Swift stuff. Contreras: Wow. I didn’t even know that was a thing. Kirk: Yeah. Contreras: Taylor Swift’s cousin went to my high school. Her name’s also Taylor Swift. Kirk: Really? Contreras: So Taylor Swift went to my high school, but not that Taylor Swift. Kirk: That’s a shame. Wait, the cousins are named the same? Contreras: Yeah. Kirk: Contreras: Kirk: Contreras: Kirk: Hmm. Anyways

During a Precalc A video lesson. A google search yielded this Seventeen article that does, in fact, corroborate Ms. Contreras' statement but maybe also makes her seem a bit insensitive towards the "other" Taylor Swift: https://www.seventeen.com/life/real-girl-stories/interviews/a35973/taylor-swifts-second-cousin-named-taylor-swift-this-is-what-her-life-is-like/

freshmen, contreras, precalc, taylor swift, freshman, kirk

#8734

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Nov. 12, 2020, 10:11 a.m.

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Kirk: This is where it gets nasty Kirk: But you have to be okay with nasty answers

#8733

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Nov. 12, 2020, 10:11 a.m.

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Kirk: Think about why this -- is ... brilliant. Kirk: I do not claim to be brilliant, by the way. // Later Kirk: Think about why this is *genius*!

#8732

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Nov. 12, 2020, 10:07 a.m.

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Kirk: It's like the Amish version of punk

#8727

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Nov. 11, 2020, 10:14 a.m.

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// Writing in the empty space surrounding a difficult trigonometric equation [Underlined] TWO WAYS :O Anarchy! Why? EVIL MWAHAHAHA

#8712

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Nov. 5, 2020, 12:14 p.m.

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Kirk: Use the chat, or use your voice, or ... Kirk: ... if you know sign language ... I can read hand signs...

#8710

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Oct. 30, 2020, 1:49 p.m.

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// talking about zoom teacher conferences or whatever Lodal: So I'm looking for the private chat to tell [a talkative teacher] to shut up, but then I realize I can't do that. Lodal: Because I would never do that, right? Lodal: Unless it's Kirk, then I'm definitely telling him to shut up.

there's gotta be at least three quotes from lodal on here at this point (from recent times too!) solely about spiting the math teachers

lodal, ess, kirk, zoom

#8703

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Oct. 29, 2020, 11:16 a.m.

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Kirk: Be a nice person to ... the reader. Kirk: Because that reader has power. Kirk: It's me -- who grades. // Later Kirk: Everyone do crazy math in your head.