#5244

921

Nov. 10, 2014, 9:27 a.m.

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// Morning Announcements PA: Are you a republican and would like to engage in a debate or argument? *Norton laughs sarcastically*

#5231

57

Oct. 22, 2014, 5:33 p.m.

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// The day in Bio that we did nothing Student: What did you do in Bio today? Ramu: Oh~ we ate lunch, did some Algebra, played Pictionary, and watched a movie.

#5229

99

Oct. 21, 2014, 9:08 a.m.

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// Email from Mr. Norton Subject: Urgent Message!!! Date: Mon, 20 Oct 2014 11:40:43 PM Body: Dear class, Until further notice I have none of the files I have been using for class available to me. Everything for all my classes is on a purple flashdrive that I have been keeping in a nondescript white envelope folded into thirds with a clip on it. This flashdrive has been misplaced, so every Powerpoint, Word document, or other file associated with all my classes is lost until further notice. I did not back up these files. Best wishes, Mr. Norton

#5227

79

Oct. 20, 2014, 8:49 p.m.

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//Flower dissection lab Student: Mr. Norton, someone took apart all these flowers! Norton: Oh. Thanks, Obama.

#5223

88

Oct. 16, 2014, 10:14 a.m.

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// Flower dissection lab Norton: Who's allergic to flowers? Student: Um, I am. Norton: You should snort this pollen.

#5217

1010

Oct. 14, 2014, 9:20 a.m.

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// Announcements about the PSAT Norton: MCPS be like, yo dawg, I heard you like practice SATs, so I gave you a practice packet so you can practice while you practice.

#5212

1010

Oct. 8, 2014, 12:08 p.m.

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Norton: Class, the reason we didn't have a lecture today is that I don't understand this stuff myself. So if anyone knows the material, feel free to come up here and explain it.

#5203

-22

Oct. 1, 2014, 2:28 p.m.

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Student 1: Is it OK that there are not all chromosomes present in reference genome? Student 2: What? How? Student 1: I looked in the fasta file; there are chromosomes number 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 10

#5190

99

Sept. 21, 2014, 9:36 p.m.

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//Talk Like A Pirate Day; Stein and Hammond have crashed pd. 3 bio Stein: To a pirate, this is not "protista." It is pro-KEELHAULING!

#5172

11

Sept. 7, 2014, 8:15 p.m.

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//Talking about importance of bacteria to health Ostrander: I wouldn't mind if you were to pick your nose in class and eat it. Class: Ewww! Ostrander: Listen, listen, it's science!