// Monday, January 14: Schwartz runs a snow day class for functions Assignment: ... justify each step! Jeffrey: *creates two-column construction for his solution* Phillip: What is this, an axiomatic proof? Schwartz: *sees solution* Schwartz: *inserts meme onto document: "Is this a [axiomatic proof]?"*
//Flower dissection lab Student: Mr. Norton, someone took apart all these flowers! Norton: Oh. Thanks, Obama.
// Announcements about the PSAT Norton: MCPS be like, yo dawg, I heard you like practice SATs, so I gave you a practice packet so you can practice while you practice.
Teacher: Now I own all your bases!