#1719

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March 25, 2010, 12:10 a.m.

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Pham: It's just like cook book. It's not chemistry at all. You just do what it tell you.

#1631

1515

March 10, 2010, 9:56 p.m.

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//Answering a problem in class Mr.Pham: Who said three? You take book and slap on your face!

#1617

77

March 9, 2010, 5:25 p.m.

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//talking about logistic functions in the real world Mr.Rose: So, you take a girl bear and a boy bear who like each other very much.. (graph, graph, talk) ...And in the end, there'll be dead bears lying around everywhere!

#1414

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Jan. 28, 2010, 5:25 p.m.

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Student A: What's garlic salt, Mr. Pham? Pham: Garlic salt, is garlic salt!? You don't know garlic salt? The stuff you put in pizza? You know garlic salt? Student A: No... Student B: Isn't that garlic powder? Pham: No, garlic powder is garlic powder not garlic salt! Garlic salt is the thing you put in pizza! You guys no go to Italian place!? Oh never mind, you Asian. You don't go to no Italian place, all you eat is rice and noodle!

#1229

44

Dec. 20, 2009, 1:56 p.m.

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//talking about a quiz in the lab: Piper: So, who's next? *creepily smiles and stares at student #1* Student 1: GAH, don't look at me! Student 2: DON'T LOOK HER IN THE EYES!

#897

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Nov. 19, 2009, 6:12 p.m.

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(During class Mr. Stephens begins to yell at us) Student yells back: "Mr. Stephens why are you talking so loudly??" Mr. Stephens yelling even louder: "I'm not loud!"

#890

35

Nov. 18, 2009, 7:43 p.m.

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Student: Can we use a first person view? Like, "Thomas Edison saw the Spanish ambassador swimming off as the ship exploded..." Ms.Thomas: You mean eye-witness accounts? Sure. Though...Thomas Edison wouldn't BE there...he'd probably be off inventing the light bulb or something.

#889

11

Nov. 18, 2009, 7:40 p.m.

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Ms.Thomas: (on the explosion of a U.S. battleship) You can write whatever you want. Make me hate the Spaniards. Just, don't say they threw chickens on board and that there were bombs inside them and that's how the U.S.S. Maine exploded. No chicken bombs! Class: ?! Ms.Thomas: Just don't do it!

#888

77

Nov. 18, 2009, 7:24 p.m.

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Mr.Rose: *writes some calculus or whatnot on board* Functions class: :D?! Mr.Rose: *erases everything quickly* No, this is just a distraction. You're getting too excited.

#887

44

Nov. 18, 2009, 7:21 p.m.

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Student: Wait, so they use heat to power church organs? o-o (after demonstration with a pipe and a blowtorch) Schafer: No, they use a..I mean, yes! There's a little man inside that goes, "YOU WANT TO SEE?!" *blowtorch*