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#886

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Nov. 18, 2009, 7:15 p.m.

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Mr.Schafer: (looking through a hollow meter stick) I can seeee youuuuuuuu! This is how you play a meter stick! *makes strange sounds on meter stick as a makeshift tuba*

#796

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Nov. 3, 2009, 11:23 a.m.

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Mr. Schaefer... and see? When the bowling ball's on the ground, it has 0 potential to hurt you. Evan- Yes it can. *points to bowling ball* Is it poisonous? Viju- Are you allergic to plastic?

After Mr. Schaefer and his bowling ball demonstrates energy (the ability to cause pain). Evan, being a genius smart-alec, as usual, and Viju being... ...Viju.

evan, schaefer, viju, freshmen, 9th, physics

#569

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Sept. 25, 2009, 4:20 p.m.

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Hinkle: I don't do little kids. Nuh-uh. Not ninth graders, either. They need to all be given shots and put in their own self-contained areas.

#298

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May 21, 2009, 11:06 p.m.

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I assume in April we'll run out of markers, then we'll have to cut people's fingers off and write in blood... freshmen first. ~Mr. Miller

#43

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May 21, 2009, 8:54 p.m.

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Rose: Prepare to get the worst grade you ever got on a math quiz //just before handing back the first quiz