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#6102

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Nov. 22, 2016, 1:24 p.m.

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Pham: You know you can get your hair cut for $3.50 Kaluta: I can tell

#6076

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Oct. 27, 2016, 5:44 p.m.

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//PChem. Kaluta has just left after asking Pham for his mercury. Pham: You know why they never find my mercury. It's because they don't ever looking for it here. //*Aims laser pointer at ceiling tiles*

#6017

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Sept. 6, 2016, 9:52 p.m.

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(Mr. Kaluta is showing photos from his summer vacation. He started with his China trip, and moved on to pics from the West Coast.) Noah: That looks like the Golden Gate Bridge. Kaluta: That is the Golden Gate Bridge. Noah: Oh, I thought you meant the West Coast of...

#5743

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Jan. 22, 2016, 3:05 p.m.

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//Trebuchet testing day //Mr. Street complains about completion of STELLA models; Mr. Kaluta walks in. Kaluta: You see, the STELLA helps you model what will actually happen and predict where the ball will land. Kaluta: Like how they are modeling 40 inches of snow for the weekend.

had the weather channel used STELLA, they would've predicted 50000 kilometers of snow

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#5685

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Dec. 7, 2015, 9:09 a.m.

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// Discussing the lack of teachers on that day Pham: You know why Mr. Kaluta not here? He told me it's a nice day, he going to take the day off. Eyob: Wait, Mr. Kaluta's sick. // Pham pauses, then smiles Pham: Give me a break!

#5259

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Nov. 13, 2014, 10:02 a.m.

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//Third period POE //Kalulu clicks on a Youtube video, dramatic violin music plays Promethean Board (slowly and dramatically): What makes...a great shaft alignment tool?

#5215

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Oct. 10, 2014, 10:08 a.m.

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\\Mr. Street walks into Pd. 3 POE Student: "Ooh! Mr. Street, would you like to participate in LoveScope?" Mr. Kaluta: "He's married!" \\Mr. Street has a strange expression and leaves Mr. Kaluta: "But that doesn't mean he doesn't want to participate"

#4840

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April 6, 2014, 6:07 p.m.

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Kaluta: If I hear you guys talking about brown people again you're all getting E's

#4545

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May 31, 2013, 6:48 a.m.

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//Near the end of third period Kaluta: And we are just going to ignore the bell. If you have a fifth period class and your teacher has a problem with that, tell them to come find me. Sarah and others: I have Ms. Cuadrado. Kaluta. Well, we are going to make her cry.

#4497

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April 10, 2013, 6:17 a.m.

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Kaluta: Ooh, Harrison's got a popped collar, he's fashionable in the sixties.