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Feb. 12, 2020, 10:20 p.m.

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//Overhearing Ostrander and Schafer chatting in the hallway Ostrander: "...yeah, and he'll eat all my mints in the first week." Schafer: "Oh, I do that too."

#8482

1020

Feb. 3, 2020, 10:36 a.m.

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Schafer: The North Pole is not at the North Pole

#8311

4143

Sept. 24, 2019, 7:25 p.m.

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*After Street drilled out a screw from a random wooden board* Schafer: Careful, it could be hot! Street: Ah! *drops screw* *chuckles* Not "could be" hot, it IS hot! Schafer: There's a term for that. It's called "can't fix dumb".

#8266

5858

Sept. 4, 2019, 7:46 a.m.

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//Toy alarm rings in the hallway Schafer: It must have been an awesomeness detector that got too close to me.

#8112

5557

April 15, 2019, 9:33 a.m.

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//It's lunchtime at wallops, but people are still playing in the fields Schafer: My level of pissed off increases with every throw of the frisbee

#8065

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April 1, 2019, 12:21 p.m.

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//Math phys study hall. In the past, Schafer has kicked out anyone who's not in math phys. //Steven runs out momentarily before running back in Steven: Schafer's coming! Quick people hide! //Rcho and leela hide in the computer lab. Schafer leaves after a few minutes Ian (right as schafer leaves the room): Alright Ryan he's gone! You can come out now!

#7939

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Feb. 13, 2019, 7:21 p.m.

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//AP Physics E&M test is tomorrow //Schafer is working on something Karen: Is that the test? Schafer: No, Karen. This is the study guide, which you clearly haven't started yet.

#7801

108112

Dec. 11, 2018, 10:56 a.m.

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//In the middle of MathPhys Schafer: (to Schwartz) Why are you calling me? Schwartz: I was trying to close my apps, and I accidentally swiped something... Schafer: He swiped right on me.

#7779

3638

Dec. 2, 2018, 9:21 p.m.

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// Physics class *Mr. Schafer is conducting a demo on energy and work; he builds a rollercoaster and drops a ball off the top* Mr. Schafer: Do you see how there is a sound whenever the ball is in contact with the loop? Class: Yes. Mr. Schafer: *Catches ball* Sam: Wow, nice catch. Mr. Schafer: *Repeats experiment three times* Sam: OK, now he's just showing off. Mr. Schafer: I'm sorry you can't catch.

#7512

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May 29, 2018, 6:34 p.m.

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Schafer: So this comedian, Jay, walked around in the street and asked people questions. He told them to name a physics equation. About 80-90% said E=mc^2. Maybe 10% said F=ma. Then there were a few Steven Qu’s who said: “Well, Dirac’s equation is...”