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⚐ Report// At Quizbowl Practice Schafer: Well, clearly they spoke a different dialect of English. If you told them "Ok boomer" they'd be like "lskejr;flka? What is 'ok'?"
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⚐ Report//photoelectric effect discussion Schafer: I was gonna have a good day, but then... I woke up
#8532
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⚐ Report//talking about transistors Street: If you want to learn more, go to Mr. Schafer because he's smarter, younger, and better-looking than me.
#8503
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⚐ Report//millikan's oil drop experiment Schafer: he basically had excel anyways, he had a lab journal and a grad student
#8501
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⚐ Report//Overhearing Ostrander and Schafer chatting in the hallway Ostrander: "...yeah, and he'll eat all my mints in the first week." Schafer: "Oh, I do that too."
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⚐ Report*After Street drilled out a screw from a random wooden board* Schafer: Careful, it could be hot! Street: Ah! *drops screw* *chuckles* Not "could be" hot, it IS hot! Schafer: There's a term for that. It's called "can't fix dumb".
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⚐ Report//Toy alarm rings in the hallway Schafer: It must have been an awesomeness detector that got too close to me.
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⚐ Report//It's lunchtime at wallops, but people are still playing in the fields Schafer: My level of pissed off increases with every throw of the frisbee
#8065
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⚐ Report//Math phys study hall. In the past, Schafer has kicked out anyone who's not in math phys. //Steven runs out momentarily before running back in Steven: Schafer's coming! Quick people hide! //Rcho and leela hide in the computer lab. Schafer leaves after a few minutes Ian (right as schafer leaves the room): Alright Ryan he's gone! You can come out now!