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#11328
1313
⚐ ReportRose, gesturing to the ChaAaAaaAaaaaRts: get that disgusting statistics out of here. Rose: this is literally the opposite of certainty.
#11275
1010
⚐ Report// Stein gives really low p-value Stein: I think believing a p-value that low is a mental illness. Stein: If you believe that, you can't get out of bed. Stein: You can't go outside because what if an 18-wheeler rolls over your lawn? Stein: You can't go near a window because what if a meteor hits it?
#11254
77
⚐ ReportStein's slideshow: REJECT THE Ho Andy: Remember guys, never accept hoes! // Stein: If the p-value is low, reject the hoe!
#11253
66
⚐ Report*Stein is asking Siri to do RNG* Stein: Siri just took me to a random number generator. Stein: You're dumb Siri!
#11252
99
⚐ ReportStein: Take out a book in the English language, and pick a random page. *Students flip to an arbitrary page* Stein: O. M. G. I am literally going to quit this job right now. Stein: Not a single one of you guys flipped to a random page.
#11205
1616
⚐ ReportStein(out of nowhere): It's like pornography. *Class goes silent* Stein: Do you know that supreme court case? I thought you guys studied it in NSL. Andy and Victor(simultaneously): Not that case... Stein: The Supreme Court basically said that they can't define pornography, but they know it when they see it.
#11143
2020
⚐ ReportStein: There is a chance that this week will be the best week of your life. Diego: I have determined that chance to be statistically insignificant.
#11126
1414
⚐ ReportStein: One time when I was walking in silver spring a former student of mine came up to me. Stein: She said that she didn't remember anything from my class except no peeing on the xylophones.
#11086
1012
⚐ ReportStein: Is Ace's answer correct? Class: Yes. Stein: Then why did I erase it? Victor: Because of Jerry Song!